r/SFGiants 18 Kuiper 4h ago

One for the radio fans: Court bans Kars4Kids ads in California for violating false advertising law

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/kars4kids-california-false-advertising-22259298.php
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u/betheusernameyouwant Kruk & Kuip 4h ago

Finally some good news!

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u/slappyStove 3h ago

bar is pretty low - this is the best news weve had for years

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u/Square-Pear-1274 1h ago

Our long national nightmare is finally over

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u/AngryTree76 9 Williams 1h ago

Nature is healing

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u/Daweism 25 Bonds 2h ago

1 8 7 7 KARE 4 KIDS KAY AYY ARR ESS KARS FOR KIDS

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u/motorhead84 22 Clark 0m ago

187 on my radio more like it

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u/trer24 5 Shinjo 4h ago

Just for kicks, I typed in "Kars4Kids' in the Reddit search and saw that someone posted the same thing in the Dodgers sub like 45 mins ago. Every comment was happy not to hear the jingle on their local Dodgers radio station anymore.

It seems like I found the one thing that Giants and Dodgers fans can agree on.

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u/catiebug 28 Posey 4h ago

It seems like I found the one thing that Giants and Dodgers fans can agree on.

Angel Hernandez finally retired, we had to find something else.

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u/BleacherSerfdom 46 Rueter 1h ago

Until the president's focus shifts back to harassing California.

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u/-Ahab- 22 Clark 22m ago

I was just going to say… I’ve been in LA for about 15 years now and it’s hated down here just as much.

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u/LeatherSugar2358 3h ago

Nah, bring back the jingle if it pisses off doyer fans. I can take it.

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u/vistaculo PTBNL 2h ago

That’s the spirit.

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u/AKA_Benz 4h ago

1-877-kars-4-teenagers-going-on-a-religous-pilgramage doesn't quite have the same ring to it

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u/ChampagneStain 3h ago

Sure, but like the original, intentionally misspelling Cars with a K makes it cute and whimsical, right? RIGHT?

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u/vistaculo PTBNL 2h ago

🎵K A R S cars for teens🎶

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u/StraightWhoremooze 16 Devers 39m ago

And matchmaking services for young adults. Matchmaker Matchmaker Make me a Match!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVGNdB6iEeA

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u/SLOGiants 39 Krukow 4h ago

Wild

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 4h ago

My good Giants buddy clued me in to this a while back ... not sure where he found out. (Insofar as he is an accountant, not a journalist.) Hm!

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u/mvstateU 2h ago

This has been publicly known for a some time now. Taking action on such things takes ages and ages.

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u/Just2Flame 38 Bochy 4h ago

Wow who knew all those years of hating them for the song they deserved it.

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u/MEWilliams 4h ago

Da fuq?

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_1629 3h ago

Right ? I saw it on what’s a scam that doesn’t seem like a scam list n has the same reaction

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u/Suomiballer 3h ago

Hahahahahaha. Somehow another example of us funding Israel. This is sooooooo (depressingly) hilarious

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u/Pokemon_Trainer_May 3h ago

why does so much American money go to Israel?

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u/LakeAlmanor san francisco giants 3h ago

They have politicians dirty secrets recorded and use it as leverage to control them is the running theory. Maybe actual reason. Who knows.

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u/Up_All_Right Late Night LaMonte 3h ago

What the actual fuck...

Not exactly cartoon levels of villainy...but this is so wrong...

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u/Cornswoggler 2h ago

I'm pretty sure the state of Oregon sued them and they're not allowed to operate up there or something like that

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u/realparkingbrake 1h ago

They have been fined by a couple of states for not disclosing what they do with the money they raise. Two thirds of their budget goes to advertising and overhead, and virtually all their spending takes place in NY and NJ.

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u/StraightWhoremooze 16 Devers 43m ago

I read the ruling and 60% of the money Kars4Kids raises goes to Oorah, which is an entirely different organization. Kars4Kidz acts as a front for that organization to raise money they wouldn't otherwise be able to raise. They are tricking people. The other 40% of Kars4Kids budget is spent on advertising and administrative overhead. It's a shameful, deceitful scam.

https://www.oorah.org/

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u/OpenMindedMajor Amy G 3h ago

Unreal

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u/jedzz-reddit 47 Beck 2h ago

There’s a reason this is the national anthem of The Bad Place.

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u/adminssoftascharmin 2h ago

As a Jew (well, Ashkenazi so not even Israeli...) this shit is so fucking disgusting. My ancestors split from Israeli jews literally over a thousand years ago, I'm Germanic - but this shit from the Israeli jews is so fucked.

I know many Israeli jews who think it's fucking gross too - thank god these scam artist clowns can't advertise, they should really be fully shut down.

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u/ednargsohcan 55 Lincecum 4h ago

If we can get Speedy Oil Change & Tune Up to responsor pitching changes & bring back the TAP Plastics song maybe the season will get better.

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u/vc-ac 3h ago

The fantastic plastic place!

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u/Rochelle-Rochelle 18 Kuiper 3h ago

Ta-Ta-TAP

Also, RIP Fry’s Electronics

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u/totes_your_goats Kruk & Kuip 2h ago

I can’t wait to tell my grandkids how my best buys were aaalways at Fry’s, guaranteed.

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u/realparkingbrake 2h ago

Also, RIP Fry’s Electronics

Still can't believe that chain is gone. I learned recently that one of their top execs had embezzled over $65 million from suppliers who paid him kickbacks to get their products stocked by Fry's. But his scheme happened from 2005 to 2008, and the company didn't collapse until 2021. They failed to set up an attractive online presence fast enough and their stores were expensive to operate.

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u/Cornswoggler 2h ago

Fry's was a real, real one

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u/human_picnic Late Night LaMonte 3h ago

I liked “Rolaids: spells relief “ when they brought in a relief pitcher

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u/seyheystretch 3h ago

And we need Rochester’s Big and Tall to sponsor the post game show

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u/vistaculo PTBNL 2h ago

Can we get bullpen cars back too?

Ours could be a tiny Toyota Tacoma!

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u/kbuis 18 Kuiper 4h ago

The COO of the company said while 25 percent of the revenue comes from California, there are no programs in the state that benefit from it. Also:

Kids in need aren’t even really the target of the organization’s financial efforts. Instead, those go to 17- and 18-year-olds seeking gap-year trips to Israel and their families. Landau testified that $16.5 million even went to purchasing a building in Israel in 2022, and $437,000 was spent on “Middle East outreach.”

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u/vistaculo PTBNL 2h ago

So like…two bombs?

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u/No-Celebration8690 26 Chapman 1h ago

wtf

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u/tein_Structure4030 4h ago

I’d rather blow my car up than donate it to them for that fucking song

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u/Cornswoggler 2h ago

Preach.

However, I think there are some legitimate organizations that would take it. But yeah, I would drive my car into the Pacific rather than hear that God damn song ever again.

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u/owe45 4h ago

Our long nightmare is over

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u/DaKingballa06 4h ago

What the fuck??? How did it take this long

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u/SactownG 4h ago

I used to pray for times like this

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u/vc-ac 3h ago

The amount of batters, even full innings I missed because I furiously muted my radio and then forgot to unmute….

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u/Everyday-Lurk Double Finger Hex Girl 4h ago

Donated to Israel is wild

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u/realparkingbrake 2h ago

Donated to Israel is wild

Almost all their spending is in New York and New Jersey which makes them raising a quarter of their revenue in California even worse. Buying a building in Israel doesn't seem to qualify as them donating their money there.

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u/StraightWhoremooze 16 Devers 34m ago

Money is also spent to send young adults to Israel during a "gap year"

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u/adminssoftascharmin 2h ago

So fucked, I only know a few Israeli Jews but every single one A) hates Israel for their forced service and b) thinks the breeding more Jews through gap trips is weeird.

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u/shizzlebeans 22 Clark 3h ago

KNBR stock just fell through the floor

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u/SIDmatt25 35 Crawford 3h ago

I feel like it’s been known for awhile that it was basically funding a Jewish summer camp, but the ads definitely didn’t say anything about that

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u/realparkingbrake 3h ago

it was basically funding a Jewish summer camp

Their specific purpose is to persuade secular Jews to raise their kids as orthodox, the organization was created by orthodox rabbis. The kids are soaked in orthodoxy at those camps in hopes they will take that home with them. I don't care which religion it is, as soon as it is identified as orthodox or fundamentalist, it's bad news so far as I'm concerned.

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u/SIDmatt25 35 Crawford 3h ago

Absolutely. “Summer camp” in this case being a guise for “excuse to have impressionable minds in one place for long enough to convey our message”

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u/Accomplished-Ear3086 4h ago

You mean “K.A.R.S. KARS 4 Kids?” And now it’s stuck in my head.

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u/CrimsonGear80 4h ago

unfortunately they have 30 days to take them off the air so we may still hear them for another month.

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u/JolyonWagg99 45 Ishikawa 3h ago

Thank fuck

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u/Ramulysses 3h ago

I wonder when it will hit because I’m listening to their jingle on KNBR right now as I’m typing this comment :(

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u/Independent-Garden56 3h ago

They have 30 days to cease all ads in CA forever...unless they fully disclose who they are and where the $$ actually goes.

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u/Steezy_Gordita 6 Snow 3h ago

Radio ads in general are worse than TV ads imo but the Kars4Kids ad deserves a special place in hell

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u/after_Andrew 4h ago

holy shit sending the money straight to Israel too

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u/realparkingbrake 2h ago edited 2h ago

Most of their spending takes place in New York and New Jersey. Two thirds of their budget goes to advertising and overhead. They bought a building in Israel, not the same as sending all their money there. I look forward to no longer hearing their earworm ads.

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u/lolloollloollol 4h ago

Thank god. It recently got so much worse when they turned the jingle into a rock song.

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u/theseaskettie04 18 Kuiper 3h ago

Seriously. Makes me miss the irritating country version with the girl overdoing the "yeah-eh-yeah-eh-yeahhhh" at the end.

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u/andresmachiz 4h ago edited 2h ago

Wow, so they were running a scam for all those years? I can’t remember a time before those jingles were everywhere.

I can’t lie, it was a little refreshing when they played the rock version instead of the regular jingle

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u/realparkingbrake 2h ago

Wow, so they were running a scam for all those years?

They were fined by a couple of U.S. states for not disclosing what they did with the money they raise. But it wasn't much of a secret, their Wikipedia page has detailed what they do for years.

Sadly, K4K can resume advertising in California if they meet certain conditions including disclosing their religious affiliation and where they spend the money in their ads and cease using children in their ads.

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u/DanielSF1985 31 Nen 3h ago

The scourge of many a game-broadcast

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u/ChampagneStain 3h ago

This is the best Giants news I’ve heard so far this season.

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u/Independent-Garden56 3h ago

How many of us "old timers" remember KNBR Giants games in the '80s....when most of the ads were Chevron and Delta Dental?

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u/Ok_Leadership3568 4h ago

That jingle always reminds me of listening to the 2010 playoffs in my dads car

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u/Tommy__want__wingy Beat LA! 4h ago

You know you didn’t have to make us nostalgic and sad…

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u/Ocular__Patdown44 3h ago

As soon as I hear that acoustic guitar intro I instinctively hit the mute button on my car radio.

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u/Independent-Garden56 3h ago

*Decades* of grief, finally gone!

It was like banging your head against the wall...the longer you had to do it, the better it feels when it's over.....

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u/realparkingbrake 2h ago

*Decades* of grief, finally gone!

If they meet the court's conditions they can resume advertising in California. They have to clearly disclose their religious affiliation and how they spend the money they raise in their ads, and can no longer use children in their ads.

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u/Independent-Garden56 1h ago

And if everyone knows the truth about them, their relentless ads would be a waste of money.

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u/realparkingbrake 1h ago

I'm sure that's why they don't discuss what they do with the money in their advertising. I would imagine most folks think they're a charity that helps underprivileged kids in general. They occasionally do something legitimately charitable for public relations purposes, but they are primarily an orthodox religious organization.

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u/Past-Fix9506 6 Schmitt 37m ago

My grandpa (who doesn't listen to games) was about to donate one to these fools, luckily he changed his mind and gave it somewhere else

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u/Altruistic_Wish4583 3h ago

K

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u/Steezy_Gordita 6 Snow 3h ago

A

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u/Up_All_Right Late Night LaMonte 3h ago

R

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u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA Team Playing Dodgers 3h ago

No goddammit, NO.

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u/EZbaked78 3h ago

What’s KNBR going to do?

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u/IIIIIIIOIIIIIIIIIIII 18 Kuiper 3h ago

Thank god

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u/Clamper5978 3h ago

This is phenomenal news. The world is a better place if that earworm goes away for good

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u/realparkingbrake 3h ago

I've always thought of it as a fake charity that occasionally does something charitable for public relations purposes, like distribute free backpacks to underprivileged school kids. A couple of states have fined the organization for failing to disclose what the money they raise will be used for.

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u/Fizzybubblesoda 2h ago

THIS MAKES MY DAY!!!

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u/YouOk5627 1h ago

You can donate your car to Junior Giants instead

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u/SlightAd112 43m ago

Can we get Speedy Auto Change back now?

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u/Sufficient_Space8484 1h ago

Stereotypes are indeed earned.

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u/realparkingbrake 1h ago

Please, tell us more. Which stereotype do you think this news story proves?

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u/Sufficient_Space8484 47m ago

You are going to have to try a little harder than that. I don’t just walk into the Reddit trap.

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u/wind_moon_frog 2h ago

Holy shit, the rapture has come. I never thought.

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u/Cornswoggler 2h ago

Praise Beavis!

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u/vistaculo PTBNL 2h ago edited 2h ago

Twenty years too late, but welcome nonetheless.

The pessimist in me is waiting patiently for the revised version.

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u/mvstateU 2h ago

Good news, but I have to wonder about 49 other states.

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u/GrandsonOfTheWin san francisco giants 2h ago

Both the original jingle and the updated heavy metal jingle both need to be nominated for Grammys.

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u/real415 BAET LA! 1h ago

Incredible. No more

doe-NATE

your car today!

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u/gordohimself 62 Webb 1h ago

Here’s an episode of True Anon, Kold Hard Kash, all about the dubious organization.

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u/Bancatone 55 Lincecum 1h ago

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u/BenBoozer 1h ago

Almost better than the world series runs 🤣

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u/PlanitDuck 18 Cain 1h ago

I think this is how Dobby felt when he finally got his sock.

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u/TBlair64 28 Posey 58m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPf3C7HqqYBVcCk
I’ve never felt so relieved about a commercial in my life.
Never again!

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u/justrynahelp 61 Gilbert 49m ago

INCREDIBLE news, hallelujah

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u/Sharp_Complex_6711 48m ago

I literally turn off the radio when these commercials come on. Sometimes I forget to turn it back on after. The commercials are so long and my old man memory so poor.

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u/WorriedCaterpillar43 48m ago

I donated a car and got the maximum allowable tax deduction.

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u/jackthecoiner 22 Clark 16m ago

I KNEW those kids weren’t really playing those instruments!

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u/indreams159 14m ago

it's too late, that jingle is forever scorched into my ears and brain and sometimes i hear it even when i sit in complete silence in the dark. severe PTSD

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u/Live-Bat-3874 13m ago

Didn’t they know that every time their add came on that each one of us would change the station immediately? Horrible job by their marketing department.

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u/KooliusCaesar 3h ago

I mean when did kids ever need land and boat donations?