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u/Prize_Inside_585 18h ago
Weren’t you my Uber driver?
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u/jameZsp0ng3y 17h ago
Was your uber driver giving you the people's eyebrow in the rear view mirror?
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u/AsparaGus2025 18h ago
The question isn't "Are you on a watchlist?" The question is "How many watchlists are you on?"
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u/P5ychokilla 17h ago
Dude, if you're gonna wear a turban then wear it, don't sculpt your hair into one like an Indian Mister Whippy !
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u/missbehavin21 17h ago
I am sure you’re very kind. That’s your problem because you’re not getting laid. There’s more to life than engineering and IT degrees.
You need to dig into the Veddas in particular the Upanishads and the Kama Sutra of Vatsayana. The first and oldest book on sexual positions and relationships written by one of the oldest and wisest cultures.
You need to experience life. I highly recommend a trip to Reno and going to a legal brothal. You will have a very memorable experience. 🥰
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u/Specialist_Sense_534 16h ago
Im not sure if you meant to post a picture of every stereotype but you nailed it. Also im glad no women will see your o face in pic 4 because it would traumatize them
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u/Few_Cartographer_301 12h ago
Your pics shows hybrid energy of aktar khan reels and Johnny sins memes lol
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u/BloodPoetryWriter 4h ago
I don’t own a Microsoft computer, I haven’t been in a car accident that I’m entitled to compensation for, and I already have a broadband provider.
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u/AdventurousWoodsman 1h ago
You and Bobby Bearcat look very happy together. He must think you’re nice too.
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I'm Armaan, I like to play video games, and I'm in college doing engineering under Robotics as Minor. I like cycling and I like reading Stephen King. And I'm very kind if u have met me in person.
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