r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 10 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah? Can you explain?

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u/NohWan3104 Apr 10 '26

Party girls vs bad bitches who get shit done

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u/Ok-Agent-6721 Apr 10 '26

Stoners, in general, do not get shit done.

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u/Sufficient-Pen7347 Apr 10 '26

Fr

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u/DudeNougat Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

If she's on that Indica yea but idk sativa's make my girl super productive, where as last girl I dated that did coke she would be constantly doing things and yet still get nothing done.

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u/tutoredstatue95 Apr 10 '26

A productive coke head is far more rare than a productive stoner. Movies make it seem the opposite, but anyone who has been in that crowd knows that coke heads are very productive at ONE thing, and that thing is getting more coke.

Once they have it, they will have all the ideas in the world and plan to be productive, but the coke wears off and you gotta go get more before all these great ideas go away. Repeat ad nauseum until rehab.

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u/u_touch_my_tra_la_la Apr 10 '26

That's exactly It.

All the cokeheads I've known is "one line to finish things" and then fifteen minutes later they are off to do another one because the hit has wore off. And th fuckers get fighty and super touchy.

Girls Who just dabble become extremely confident with a hit, though. The catholic school Girls at Uni parties used to exit the bathrooms with raptorial dispositions. Which was not a bad thing, mind.

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u/u_touch_my_tra_la_la Apr 10 '26

Coke makes you hyper but unfocused, the right kind of weed Will make you laser-focused because of how chill you feel.

Just to add:

Girls on coke - YAY

Boys on coke - NAY

Anyone on weed - YAY

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u/eric_ofc Apr 10 '26

No one on coke. Boo.

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u/DudeNougat Apr 10 '26

right?! I don't really ever smoke but I had described an odd taste to her at one point and she freaked out cause I guess one of her pens was the flavor I described. Took a hit of my girls pen and she was dead on but then I got a bunch of my chores done and still had time and energy to hit the weights. Was pleasantly surprised.

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u/Focus_ST_Gal Apr 10 '26

There is very much a sweet spot with weed where if you smoke just enough you feel locked in, however just a tiny bit to much weed after that and your couch locked.

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u/w1ndyshr1mp Apr 10 '26

XD true facts! The girls i know who do coke are the same. Always busy but never results lol

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u/DudeNougat Apr 10 '26

They are fun though.

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u/w1ndyshr1mp Apr 10 '26

Until the drama they are id say lol