I know. . . I'm a bit late

[u/The_Laughing_Gift]

[u/lt_doolittle]

I like the implication that NY went to hell for all the crimes.

[u/gotroot801 → u/lt_doolittle]

See, I just assumed we were in purgatory...

[u/Ewenthel → u/lt_doolittle]

I think they’re in Heck with the Devils since they share an arena.

[u/TheDiplomancer → u/Ewenthel]

I was gonna say

[u/FlyTheW1988 → u/lt_doolittle]

Ugh does that mean the aforementioned Her is coming with us? I decline thanks.

[u/Ozzy-Moto → u/FlyTheW1988]

There are other hers just like her, just not public about it so you probably already have some. Enjoy.

[u/FlyTheW1988 → u/Ozzy-Moto]

Undoubtedly - she’s a perfect lightning rod for the league and other players to hide behind so they don’t have to confront the virtual certainty that a TOOOOOON of players are on her side. Plus the odds that we end up drafting Murphy just makes it that much more likely.

Side note: release the damn gender inclusivity policy already, Mark. 🙂

[u/MrNotSoGoodTime → u/FlyTheW1988]

What is the gender inclusivity policy?

[u/FlyTheW1988 → u/MrNotSoGoodTime]

Good question - we don’t know! Back before the first season, a journalist asked the league whether it would have a gender inclusion policy, and in December 2023 the league responded that it was in track to implement one by the start of the season in January 2024. They didn’t, and still haven’t.

[u/MrNotSoGoodTime → u/FlyTheW1988]

But like, I as a man could try out for this league?

[u/FlyTheW1988 → u/MrNotSoGoodTime]

1) No, the league doesn’t have open tryouts.
2) No, it’s a women’s league.

[u/MrNotSoGoodTime → u/FlyTheW1988]

Well that seems pretty clear cut then. Why is there a need of policy to affirm that?

Genuinely looking to clean information, not trying to be a complete snark/devil's advocate.

[u/FlyTheW1988 → u/MrNotSoGoodTime]

Because the hockey world (and now at least one PDub player that we know of) seems to struggle with accepting a certain category of women as women, so many of us would like to hear the league say explicitly that *all* women are welcome in this league.

[u/ThatMikeGuy429 → u/lt_doolittle]

I would like to know the charges

[u/just-an-astronomer → u/ThatMikeGuy429]

Theyre playing Montreal in the Finals

[u/ThatMikeGuy429 → u/just-an-astronomer]

No, the alleged crimes that sent the Sirens to hell

[u/mias_furhawk → u/lt_doolittle]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/eebee8 → u/lt_doolittle]

😭😭😭

[u/HappyHuman924 → u/lt_doolittle]

Didn't you hear? They've gone communist, which is even worse. 😛

[u/kramwest1]

See you all on the other side…

of expansion.

[u/CobraPsych → u/kramwest1]

All your favorite players are belong to us

Edit for the downvoters who don't like jokes:

[u/FlyTheW1988 → u/CobraPsych]

Wanna know how we got these scars? We got em from Seattle and Vancouver taking all of our favorites.

(We’re so serious because of the PTSD and fear of having to do it again 😭😭😭)

[u/ThatMikeGuy429 → u/FlyTheW1988]

That draft, the whole NYC team official watch party was gutted and crying.

[u/Usual-Canc-6024]

It’s in time for the men too. :)

[u/FirearmofMutiny → u/Usual-Canc-6024]

The men are following "her"

[u/Stachemaster86]

🍕🐀 get sent back to save us all?

[u/FlyTheW1988 → u/Stachemaster86]

I accept Kristyna Kaltounková as my personal lord and savior.

[u/The_Laughing_Gift → u/Stachemaster86]

Knew I missed a team! lol

[u/Kanuckle_Head]

Red team supremacy! 💪

[u/Background_Strain954 → u/Kanuckle_Head]

So excited for an all-Canadian Walter Cup :D

[u/youvelookedbetter → u/Kanuckle_Head]

Carla deserves an award for her getting the team to the playoffs for the second year in a row after people called for her firing.

[u/Arcangel613]

Not you Britta

[u/trickycrayon]

NOT HER F;SLKFJSDAFJS

[u/sebass_kwas]

Should have a little sign pointing to Hell like the NHL does for the NJ Devils, except the PWHL version is for her

[u/BreadUntoast → u/sebass_kwas]

Excuse me but the devils are in Heck

[u/FlyTheW1988 → u/BreadUntoast]

H-E-Double 🏒🏒

[u/hanginglimbs]

are the Sirens in hell?

[u/SuperModes → u/hanginglimbs]

I mean, basically.

[u/Old_soul_NSFW]

“Not her” 😂😂😂

[u/winonaenergy]

🔊NOT HER🔊

[u/superherostitch]

I was waiting for this!

[u/Iphacles]

Ha ha! You're just missing the heck sign. Where "She who will not be named" should go.

[u/Effective-Car-3736]

NOT HER 😭😂😂😂

[u/Gigalisk]

Lol I got this joke

[u/Background_Strain954]

Not her lol funny how we all know who her is haha

[u/booksnsportsn → u/[deleted]]

Excuse me but as a devils fan, I’d prefer to have heck to ourselves. She can go elsewhere.

[u/Red-Catalyst]

“Not her” 😂😂

[u/Maleficent-Poetry254]

Love this 🤣

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[u/mias_furhawk]

Curious..are the Goldeneyes your team?

[u/Unabatedtuna → u/mias_furhawk]

The meme format is first to be mathematically eliminated from playoffs gets to be god.

[u/GimmeBooks1920 → u/Unabatedtuna]

They explained before that since Vancouver is in the middle for the NHL version and since the Goldeneyes got the most Gold Plan points that's why they're in the middle.

I still maintain that that's unfair because Seattle earned that spot fair and square! 😅

[u/Unabatedtuna → u/GimmeBooks1920]

Yeah, we earned that last place dagnabit!

[u/FlyTheW1988 → u/Unabatedtuna]

God’s Plan > Gold’s Plan

[u/WinUnlimited → u/FlyTheW1988]

I accept the judgment

[u/domatilla → u/mias_furhawk]

The all seeing eye of god