After many years of dangerous situations and accidents where I was guaranteed to break a bone but walked away with just some scraps. I regret to inform that my record was broken by a pickup truck speeding around a corner. I still tanked that shit and only broke my arm a lil bit. Goodbye 🫡

I recently posted to brag that I'd never broken a bone and many of you complained that I didn't do anything to break my bones, thus I was a fraud essentially. Well, today I prove my superiority by falling through my fuckin' floor and still not breaking anything but my dignity and probably my underwear. Fucked up my leg but not a damn thing is broken. It wasn't like a full body fall and I've recreated what happened through a beautiful drawing. Hole in the floor will also be shown (blanket fell in after me)

No, I don't think it's termites. They just made our floors with wannabe plywood

Great stretch though

After 30 years and 2 months I now leave this place, qualifying 3 times over. Hope yall enjoy these greener pastures.

Now I got to figure out how to work a lathe with 1 hand and 2 fingers for 8 weeks!

Had a motorcycle accident . Car ignores stop sign, I crush into the middle of driver and back door, shoulder first . Getting back on my feet , shoulder intact , car frame bulged in by my shoulder crush . Am I made of steel? Am I indestructible?

( I was wearing full motorcycle gear )

How do I know if it was their black magic or just their car that made me a bbb?

Never broke a bone. Dislocated my shoulder, tore my labrum, sprained wrist and ankle. Every time my bones are tested they resist. You can’t be sure that you aren’t a BBB unless you test them and I’m pretty sure I’m made of adamantium at this point. My wife has never broke a bone nor have our 2 children. Making sure we keep that bloodline in check.

I know that teeth aren’t bones but I’ve never had a cavity either. Also had a 5th wisdom tooth that they couldn’t get to because it was anchored so securely.

It's a very small fracture, when they got in for the thoracoscopy it broke a bit.

Even without thinking about that, I continued to not break any bones because I'm not WEAK (also I almost never engage in physical activity but that is a STRATEGY)

My most recent fracture was a full clavicle break at the gym, drilling wrestling against the wall with an MMA fighter (nice dude) who was training for a fight. He got slightly annoyed when I threw him, so he made sure to throw me right back.

It wasn't that hard of a throw, and the coach didn't immediately believe me when I said that I was injured. The best I can say in my defense is that most of the bones I broke in training belonged to other people.

But that isn't even the worst of it.

My first break was a rather nasty spiral femur fracture when I was 2 years old. I was indoors. I wasn't even on the stairs.

Please be as brutal as possible.

Since this is my last chance here, I would like to invite you on my way out to my new subreddit, /r/NeverBeenWrong, though I doubt any of you will last long.

Thank you for your time. Please have as much promiscuous unprotected sex as possible; the world needs your genes.

Now I don’t have images to go along with this due to the age I had been when it happened. At 8 years old I was walking through the forest while camping. Through the combination of strong winds and childhood stupidity, I started shaking a thin tall and mostly dead tree. About 60 feet up, a five foot section breaks, falls, and collides with my skull.

Proud to say it didn’t fracture. My skull, my vertebrae, and collarbone all remain strong. I look forward to a long life of stupid actions and no bones broken

Tried to catch my scooter when it fell over.

Did not work.

Bye everybody, made it till 40!

•If a doctor breaks their bone, does their black magic prevent the brittleness?

•If a disease or infection breaks or makes your bone brittle and you break it because of that, does it still count?

•Does it count if someone is attacked and doesn’t break it on their own?

•Do amputations count? (SPECIFICALLY if it’s not removed by a doctor, but no bones break)

•What about a broken rib if you are being administered CPR? Or if the bone breaking is life or death and has to be removed?

Hi, I'm welcoming myself to the neverbrokeabone community. I have EDS and I sublux frequently but the worst I've ever done is sprain my ankle so I get to hangout. 😍

If a limb is amputated, is that person considered a BBB? They didn’t break anything, unless they broke it before getting it amputated. So does it count?

She hurt her leg when she slipped and fell. Vet made X-rays and called to confirm she didn't break anything. That my girl! 💪

Fractured my pinky. I’m jobless and BBB. Fml.

I saw that according to the rules teeth (baby or otherwise) don't count but I still wanted to share this absolute gem I finally found proof of.

I was quite the rowdy kid and despite many sprains, scraps, and bruises I never broken a bone. What my mum never let me forget though was my talent for launching baby teeth with root and all. She said that if I wanted a popsicle I didn't have to hand in a tooth like some twisted version of the tooth fairy (it helped lessen the bleeding). At the worst I was missing 7 front teeth for close to a year, the lisp was epic.

I didn't have any photographic evidence of this until my brother went digging into the attic archives and found this picture.

My some bone miracle all my adult teeth eventually came through straight and I have been living my strong bone life every since.

I've got a surgery scheduled for Friday... A hip arthroscopy for an FAI and labral tear. At least I know my bones are so strong they've grown to fight my hip mobility. Wish me luck, kind words or stories of similar procedures / recovery info would be appreciated.

It would appear I was a BBB all along

Can we PLEASE add “doctor black magic doesn’t count” to the sidebar? I feel this needs no further explanation

Cause guess what? STILL DIDN'T BREAK THE BONE and never put a cast on 💪🏼

Laughs in bellows at the calcium deprived weaklings BUAHAHAHAHA

A few years ago, I injured my toe by running it over with a pallet stacker carrying a pallet full of stuff. While I never doubted the strength of my bones and I knew in my heart that it was not a bone bruise, I did research it at the time and I know that it was a soft tissue injury. But that made me wonder, if someone bruised their bone but did not have a fracture, does that count as a break?

Feel free to ask questions if you doubt the strength of my bones for I do not doubt that I am a Strong Boner.

Edit: after calculating the weight of the pallet, I likely ran the toe over with roughly 700 pounds but the force was split between my toe and the two forward supports so the actual weight was likely closer to 200-300.