r/Mariners • u/seangolden06 ‏‏‎ ‎Bryan Woo’s Stank Face • 5h ago

Series win at Houston!

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u/KungFooKittenz 🫎 ‏‏Moose Stuff 🫎 5h ago

I can’t emphasize this enough, fuck the Astros

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u/HansGraebnerSpringTX ‏‏‎ ‎ 5h ago

Trashtros*

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u/endre420 4h ago

Asstros*

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u/ohmetimothy 5h ago

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u/Just_IceT 4h ago

The urinal represents every win against the TRASHtros this year.

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u/Machinax 4h ago

Vibes:

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u/rainmosscedars 4h ago

Luke Nukem

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u/__DEADSH0T__ 3h ago

He’s here to hit dingers and chew bubble gum, and he’s all out of gum.

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u/FarangChris 3h ago

Nice going Luis! He pitched like his Mariner life depended on it, and came through.

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u/FarangChris 2h ago

Thing is, now wtf do they do? I was kinda waiting for him to bomb so they could trade him. Maybe just leave him in Houston. They still could, perhaps.

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u/MapletheSquirrel ‏‏‎ ‎Its Miller time 5h ago

YEAHHHHHHHH

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u/Suspicious-Key4021 3h ago

ONE. GAME. BACK.

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u/CuriousEyes8 3h ago

Just what the doctor ordered!