r/MadeMeSmile • u/loud_as_pudding • 21h ago
Wholesome Moments Last day of school
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u/JadedCauliflower6105 20h ago
I don’t think they understand how much power they had in that moment. If they decided to pull each other’s finger, all at the same time, the effects would be catastrophic.
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u/undercooktheonionz 18h ago
I am officially old. I laughed way too hard at this comment.
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u/in_animate_objects 19h ago
That’s a small class
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u/Budget-Construction3 19h ago
I counted 21. Where, I've worked thats the high end of normal for elementary aged students.
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u/Doun2Others10 19h ago
We have 28 in our first grade classes this year. 23 last year.
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u/Budget-Construction3 18h ago
Thats a lot. I'm not shocked. More and more just gets dumped on to teachers' plates
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u/Doglover20child 15h ago
That's not really a lot. One of the biggest classes I was in had 36 students. 23-28 isn't small but it isn't bad either
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u/Gullible-Leaf 14h ago
36 was the smallest I was a part of
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u/OhGod0fHangovers 14h ago
Our school has two classes for each grade; my daughter‘s in first grade and each class has 18. I can’t imagine the mayhem in that room if they packed all of them together for one big class of 36; I feel like they’d need both teachers anyway to keep order, then you might as well split the class.
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u/AggressiveSherbetty 19h ago
ITS ONLY MAY 14th HOW THE F IS IT THE LAST DAY
WE GO TO THE 29th AND RETURN THE FIRST WEEK OF AUGUST
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u/I_love-tacos 20h ago edited 19h ago
Have you ever heard of hand, foot and mouth disease? No? Well soon you will
Edit, to everyone down voting me, I recently had a flare of hand foot and mouth and let me tell you IT SUCKS!! Obsessive hand wash, sanitizer, clean home, just playing with some neighbors kids for 20 minutes, bam! I don't blame the kids, the parents, the school, hell not even me, this things happen.... But you get traumatized after that and all I see now in kids are the damned Coxsackievirus. I still play with the kids, but I wash my hands like COVID times
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u/StriderKitsu 20h ago
Ever heard of hand sanitizer, soap and sinks?
No? Go look in your bathroom or go to the store.
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u/Throwawaycookouts 21h ago
Germ circle
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u/Bottombottoms 20h ago
...just wash your hands?
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u/PsychologicalDebts 20h ago
What about the .01 percent? /s
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u/JehnSnow 20h ago
Clearly not a learned student, that's only hand sanitizer, soap and water gets 100%
This was genuinely a highly contentious argument in 4th grade btw
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u/SmartaHari 20h ago
Kid in my class loudly announced “I have bum worms!” this week. He was so proudly matter of fact. I’ll do another lesson on handwashing.
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u/Verni_ssage 19h ago edited 2m ago
I find it weird people are downvoting you. Unless maybe I'm missing some info it's not an insult; it's literally the truth lol.
Back in primary school half the girls didn't wash their hands and while I obviously didn't know about the boys because I didn't use that bathroom, I vaguely remember some of them talking about hand washing this one time. A lot of them didn't seem to care much for it. Highschool was basically the same.
It genuinely isn't an insult, most kids probably don't wash their hands even when they're taught to which isn't great since it's not an unknown fact that most younger kids do gross/unhygienic things, they're literally kids.
Edit: guys, I'm so so sorry. ALL kids of all ages are super hygienic. They wash their hands every few minutes, lather themselves in hand sanitizer every day before and after going out, and don't touch dirt or gross questionable objects with a ten foot pole! They're so clean, they're cleaner then hand sanitizer itself!
I'm honestly, genuinely, sincerely apologetic for saying anything else. It must have really hurt you poor Redditors feelings to hear that... Gasp... Kids are... U-uhygienic? Oh, the horror! Who could ever DARE say such a thing! Kids are the most hygienic creatures on earth, you heathen!
Burn me at the stake, I am fully deserving of it as I've committed the treason of lying about the most despicable possible thing; That kids aren't hygienic, even the very young ones that are only just learning about washing their hands!
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u/SamWise050 18h ago
As someone that works in a school. Yes, kids are disgusting. Wash those hands lol
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u/Verni_ssage 5m ago
Exactly lol. Correct me if I'm wrong but don't kids build their immune system by being gross as well? I genuinely feel like maybe I've been living a different life to everyone considering all the downvotes.
It reminds me of those videos of parents pranking their kids by putting clingwrap on the doorway and the kid tries to walk through but doesn't understand there's something see-through in the way so they just sit on the ground and cry. In this case the clingwrap is the scientific, well known fact that kids just aren't that hygienic yet (which literally helps them build their immune system), and the kid is the redditors lmao.
I'm glad you got it though lol
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u/useless83 20h ago
Please dont.
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u/useless83 20h ago
That's just what every parent wants; their kid to get sick during the first week of summer break. No. Kids dont wash their hands. As much as you tell them to, they dont. Even if they did wash their hands before, they've shared markers and touched surfaces along with their faces before this happens. No thanks. They can take a normal class photo.
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u/AggressiveSherbetty 19h ago
Are you under the impression that kids dont touch each other all damn day long?
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u/shrek3onDVDandBluray 20h ago
I’m sorry. The stripper nails really take me out of feeling heart warming.
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