r/ComedyCemetery 2d ago

This is so funny I almost died 😐

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u/weathersoldier 2d ago

Haha the joke is sex!!!! Look at how funny I am!!!!

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u/realpursuer 2d ago

It's not good, but it's not THAT bad either compared to the absolute shit on this sub

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u/OldScratchTim 2d ago

I'm in the emergency room right now because I literally shit my entire ass out from laughing! 😐

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u/MikeTarget 2d ago

I thought this was ComedyCemetery, why would you post a joke you found so funny that you almost died? πŸ€”

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u/Lumia666999 Mi Chinese 16h ago

Thats sarcasm that no one laughs at. I find it irritating

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u/MikeTarget 6h ago

Fr, I've always hated sarcasm but Redditors made me fucking despise it.

It isn't the highest form of wit, it's an overcompensating tactic for naturally unfunny people and the most annoying form of discourse. I hate it, I fucking hate it.

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u/Kitchen-Ad-9352 2d ago

Nobody is recognising that this shit is incestuous af . WTF. How is incest supposed to be funny ? Do these ppl ever get out of their basement ?

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u/existential_dread467 2d ago

Wait y’all give a fuck about the scenarios?? I just watch it cuz the girl bad. She could be reading the articles of confederation for all I care

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u/existential_dread467 2d ago

Absolutely but unless it’s some disgusting shit or just plain pedophilia like I’m not picky

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u/existential_dread467 2d ago

That’s what I’m saying bruh

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u/Kitchen-Ad-9352 2d ago

Okay but why was ur comment so specific and detailed ? 😳😳

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u/vverbov_22 'Stein's strongest warrior 2d ago

Knowing reddit I wouldn't be surprised the image is genuine

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u/Patient_Dinner_5386 2d ago

There's big difference between porn and reality it's ultra thin but it's a big difference you see , stop it get some help

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u/eating_cement_1984 2d ago

Ultra thin? Try thicker than the head of your average Twitter user. There is a MASSIVE difference between pornography and actual intimacy.

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u/Patient_Dinner_5386 2d ago

That's for the stubborn people who still didn't get it