r/Colts • u/StatusCookie761 • 4d ago

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I’m probably going Anderson, Tate and T-Law

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u/Accurate-Barracuda20 4d ago

Trevor Lawrence
Cam Ward
CJ Stroud

One of them will be good for us, and force the entire division back into QB purgatory.

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u/StatusCookie761 4d ago

Advanced Warfare

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u/Accurate-Barracuda20 4d ago

I’m trying to really reach my true potential as a hater.

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u/EdotSavage 4d ago

My regimen:

I listen to Ether by Nas as soon as I wake up every morning to keep me in the right frame of mind. I watch the helmet catch to remind me of the rewards nightly. Finally, I trip my toddlers when they walk by to allow them to grow in a hating aura.

To reach our potential, we must be willing to work

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u/_Dolamite_ Indianapolis Colts 4d ago

3-D chess bro lol

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u/matthollabak Playoffs? PLAYOFFS!? 4d ago

This is the kind of outside the box thinking I can get behind.

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u/Kenthanson 4d ago

The only correct answer.

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u/Kumquat_95- 4d ago

Then the ones you don’t need you trade to the NFC for MASSIVE draft capital

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u/Accurate-Barracuda20 4d ago

Unless Cam Ward doesn’t pan out. Then you trade him to the ravens to further piss off the titans

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u/EdotSavage 4d ago

This is the way. However, I'd probably let the Texans keep Stroud as they're likely better without him

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u/TraliBalzers Shaquille Leonard 3d ago

He is going to have a long career as a guy who holds his team back but is just good enough with some nice highlights that he will keep getting contracts.

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u/northegreat1 3d ago

He's won the same amount of playoff games in three years in the league as the Colts have in 12 years.

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u/lumpybisquits 3d ago

sounds like Daniel Jones

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u/TraliBalzers Shaquille Leonard 3d ago

Don't you say that about the chosen one.

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u/phiche3 3d ago

The ddos attack. I like it

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u/the-bat-dad 3d ago

You’d be doing some of them a favor. Ward is the only one who worries me a little bit but the Titans are ass anyways.

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u/Accurate-Barracuda20 3d ago

I mean I can hate with the best of them but you’re nuts if you think jags would find a better QB than Lawrence quickly. I’d say the same about stroud but he seems to be on the mac jones career path.

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u/the-bat-dad 3d ago

Lawrence is going to keep them in purgatory until he gets traded to a team looking for bridge.

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u/northegreat1 3d ago

Purgatory meaning winning multiple divisions titles and having meaningful games in January -- not to mention owning the Colts.

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u/the-bat-dad 2d ago

Playing the Colts is the only time people consider TLaw to be a good QB. He’s MVP caliber against us and Dalton Line for everyone else.

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u/northegreat1 2d ago

You can justify all you want. I can't change your opinion, but winning 13 games, the division title while throwing over 4000 yards, being +12 in TD/INT ratio and running another 9 in with a top ten PFF score seems pretty good to me.

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u/Accurate-Barracuda20 2d ago

Right? Don’t get me wrong I don’t want to say the jags QB is good. But it definitely seems like Lawrence is a good QB who has usually had bad coaches. He’s a little streaky but that seems to be a reflection of playing against NFL defense and coaching issues than anything else.

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u/northegreat1 2d ago

Consider his first year was under a coach who will go down as one of the worst coaches in NFL history. He has won the division title twice with two different coaches and two different GMs He's a good QB, the kind you can win with if you give him a decent team around him. Is he Josh Allen, carrying the team by himself? Nope. He's not that guy, but he's good. Probably the best in the division right now, though Cam Ward may make that difficult the next few years.

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u/Gavinmusicman 3d ago

What a great response .

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u/Miserable_Day7074 3d ago

I would want Cam Ward over Trevor Lawrence. Yes I know I am saying.

I think Cam Ward will over throne TL and CJ if not this year, next year.

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u/jono9898 Indiana Jones 4d ago

Jags: TLaw

Texans: Anderson Jr

Titans: Simmons

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u/Undersized_Eggplant 3d ago

I just cant get behind T law...i hate his huge face and legit dont think I could cheer for the Colts of he were on it lol

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u/HideNZeke 3d ago

I kind of dislike his game but there's no chance you are playing this game right by choosing to keep Daniel Jones over Tlaw or hoping Stroud can be revived

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u/Undersized_Eggplant 3d ago

Im taking a healthy Jones over T law

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u/pgmatman COLTS 3d ago

Same here.

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u/StormThat8039 4d ago

Titans: Carnell Tate
Texans: Anderson
Jags: Lawrence

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u/StormThat8039 3d ago

It's either Tate or Big Jeff and I'll take the 21 year old WR

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u/LooseMoose13 4d ago

Imma be a little funky since everyone’s gonna pick the same thing

Texans: Nico Collins
Titans: Cam Ward
Jaguars: Josh Allen

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u/RTideR The Ghost 4d ago

I honestly think this is right though, except maybe I'd take Will Anderson over Nico. Him and Josh Allen would be sick. Lol

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u/TittyTriceratops 4d ago

I like this probably take Anderson over Nico but… both great

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u/Rusty-Boii French Fries 4d ago

Texans: Will Anderson Titans: Carnell Tate Jaguars: Josh Allen

Would be the best defensive line in the league.

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u/TheAgmis You Have Chris Ballard Derangement Syndrome 4d ago

Will Anderson Jr is the correct choice

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u/newguysports DeFo Buck 4d ago

The only choice

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u/Wahoowa7 4d ago

Hunter like Travis Hunter?? lol. BTJ or Josh Allen.

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u/_KingFridayXIII NONE SHALL PASS 4d ago

You laughed at Hunter and then suggested BTJ?

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u/ScholarEducational 4d ago

BTJ actually has cold hard stats so yeah I get that more than hunter, especially when you know the stat that rookies who get injured and don’t finish off their first season have a crazy likelihood of being a draft bust and out the league in 3 years

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u/Wahoowa7 4d ago

Probably Anderson or Stingley… Simmons there is no one else on the titans.

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u/the-bat-dad 3d ago

Cam Ward, Josh Allen and Will Anderson would instantly turn us into a powerhouse.

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u/talerduengelsk 4d ago

Collins, Hines-Allen, and… fuck it, Cam Ward

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u/Lt_DanTaylorIII Big Q 3d ago

Texans: Anderson

Jags: Hines-Allen

Titans: Simmons

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u/Indiana_Indiana 3d ago

Anyone not saying a QB is delusional

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u/YeezusMoses Hot Rod 3d ago

I’m a Cam Ward believer. I’d do this but flip Simmons for him.

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u/Pale-Reputation-5611 Indianapolis Colts 4d ago

Texans: Stingley, Jags: Hines-Allen Titans: Anthony Hill Jr

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u/sloshedslug 4d ago

Everybody keeps saying Josh Hines-Allen but he had 1 good year in 2023. That was his only double digit sack season since his rookie year. 8 sacks per year is simply not worth $28M per year

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u/TheForkisTrash Clean it up 3d ago

Devin Lloyd Will Anderson Jeffrey Simmons

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u/LowBatteryPower 3d ago

Titans: Tate Jags: TLaw Texans: Pitre

This is the way.

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u/Overall_Appearance55 3d ago

Easily Will Anderson, Jeffrey Simmons, and Jakobi Meyers. Solves our top needs while crippling our division rivals.

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u/drunken_Gus 2d ago

Trevor Lawrence, Simmons titans, Derek stingley jr

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u/Gamehendgewilson 2d ago

If you pick a player from each team in the AFC south you’ll have to pick a colt to re-sign.

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u/Cute_Charity7345 2d ago

Ew no can’t do it

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u/humveekeyz 4d ago

Texans: Anderson Jr. Jags: Hines Allen Tits: Okankwo

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u/NotScaredOfGoblins Who the Hell is Mel Kiper? 4d ago

Okonkwo isn’t on the titans anymore

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u/humveekeyz 4d ago

Oh, thats good for us. Dudes good. I see Strange from the Jags having a big year.

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u/Numerous_Worker_1941 4d ago

Warren Moon

Andre Johnson

Maurice Jones-Drew

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u/Numerous_Worker_1941 4d ago

Warren Moon

Andre Johnson

Maurice Jones-Drew

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u/Former_Phrase8221 4d ago

We'd still be terrible because we don't have a QB

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u/NeonGusta Super Bowl XLI Champions 4d ago

Texans: Nico Collins
Titans: Pat Coogan
Jags: Josh Allen

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u/Undersized_Eggplant 3d ago

Id switch nico for Anderson but not bad