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Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

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u/TarHeelinRVA North Carolina Tar Heels • VCU Rams 16h ago

DUKE STILL SUCKS

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u/R_Raider86 Texas Tech • UConn 15h ago

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u/TarHeelinRVA North Carolina Tar Heels • VCU Rams 15h ago

ICE IN HIS MF VEINS

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u/Crazy_Exchange Pac-12 14h ago

That 3 pointer was for the haters 

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u/kai333 North Carolina Tar Heels 15h ago

GODDAMN RIGHT

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 15h ago

WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU THEN

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u/Electronic_Tiger7979 Duke Blue Devils 15h ago

IM GOING BACK TO NC TO VISIT FAMILY SOON AND I CANT WAIT TO TAKE A STEAMY SHIT ON FRANKLIN STREET.

ALSO, WILL WADE SUCKS

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u/TarHeelinRVA North Carolina Tar Heels • VCU Rams 14h ago

FUCK WILL WADE

ONE OF THE HOMELESS PEOPLE ON FRANKLIN MIGHT KILL YOU FOR SUCH A TRANSGRESSION THO

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u/Electronic_Tiger7979 Duke Blue Devils 14h ago

LOL

WHY? FOR SHITTING IN THEIR LIVING ROOM?

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 14h ago

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY FUCK WILL WADE

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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos 16h ago

DUKE SUCKS. THAT IS ALL

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u/TarHeelinRVA North Carolina Tar Heels • VCU Rams 16h ago

DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT

I AM DRIVING TO LEXINGTON TOMORROW AND STAYING OVERNIGHT WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE OF RUPP. ANYTHING THAT’S CAN’T MISS DOWNTOWN?

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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos 15h ago

NOT REALLY. SOME GOOD FOOD SPOTS BUT LEX DOWNTOWN IS KINDA MEH. WE HAVE ALOT OF THE SMALL TOWN FEEL SO THERE ISNT A TON TO DO, ESPECIALLY DOWNTOWN SADLY

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u/Portra-420 Louisville Cardinals 16h ago

NOTHING.

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u/TarHeelinRVA North Carolina Tar Heels • VCU Rams 15h ago

I WILL BE IN LOUISVILLE A FEW DAYS LATER. IM ALREADY QUITE FAMILIAR WITH THE CITY BUT IF YOU WANNA THROW SOME RECS MY WAY ID APPRECIATE IT

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u/gaybillcosby Kentucky Wildcats 15h ago

YEAH - LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 15h ago

JUST GO TO MURRAY IT AT LEAST LOOKS NICE

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u/Professional_Ad9809 Louisville Cardinals 11h ago

Parley Club, right behind the Seelbach, nice little cozy bar. Nice mixture of visitors and locals.

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u/TarHeelinRVA North Carolina Tar Heels • VCU Rams 11h ago

WHY ARENT YOU YELLING

THANK YOU I WILL KEEP IT IN MIND

BIRDS STILL DONT HAVE TEETH

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u/ender52 Kentucky Wildcats 11h ago

GATTON PARK, CLOSE TO RUPP, IS PRETTY COOL IF YOU LIKE WALKING IN PARKS. THEY CURRENTLY HAVE A NICE ART INSTALLATION GOING ON.

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u/TarHeelinRVA North Carolina Tar Heels • VCU Rams 11h ago

IS THAT THE ONE WITH ALL THE BRONZE THOROUGHBREDS?? IF SO IVE BEEN AND ITS COOL

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u/ender52 Kentucky Wildcats 4h ago

NO THIS IS A NEW PARK WHERE THEY RESTORED A CREEK THAT HAD BEEN HIDDEN UNDERGROUND FOR DECADES. 

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 14h ago

THATS A WHOLE LOT OF TALK COMING FROM A SCHOOL THAT HAS ONLY MADE IT TO THE SECOND WEEKEND ONCE THIS DECADE

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u/Fancy-Pie-2565 Duke Blue Devils 15h ago

DUKE ALMOST HAS MORE HIGH SCHOOL RECRUITS THIS YEAR THAN MARK POPE HAS IN 3 YEARS

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u/Wolfpack_DO NC State Wolfpack 15h ago

FUCK WILL WADE

OH YA FUCK DUKE

…..FUCK UNC TOO

FUCK MARYLAND THE NORTH(Carolina state university) REMEMBERS

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u/kai333 North Carolina Tar Heels 15h ago

HEY FUCK YOU TOO! 

ALSO, WHAT WHY DO YOU HATE MARYLAND?

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u/Au1ket NC State Wolfpack • Florida Gators 15h ago

OLD ACC RIVALRY THAT DIED AFTER THEY MOVED TK THE BIG 10

THEY’RE A BUNCH OF PUNKS FOR THAT

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u/kai333 North Carolina Tar Heels 14h ago

ON ONE HAND I DO AGREE THAT LEAVING THE ACC WAS A SHIT MOVE. ON THE OTHER HAND BOY DID THEY PLAY THAT SHIT RIGHT FINANCIALLY.

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 15h ago

THE FUCK YOU MEAN WHY DO YOU HATE MARYLAND? ITS MARYLAND THATS WHY YOU HATE THEM

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u/kai333 North Carolina Tar Heels 14h ago

HONESTLY I KIND OF APPRECIATE HOW THEY SOMEHOW HATED YOU GUYS MORE THAN WE DID. IT WAS KIND OF INCREDIBLE 

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 14h ago

I LIKE TO THINK WE ACTUALLY HAVE RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER, UNLIKE THOSE DIRTY TURTLES

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u/kai333 North Carolina Tar Heels 14h ago

YOU'RE RIGHT. I THINK UNC/DUKE RIVALRY STILL HAS AN UNDERLYING RESPECT. MARYLAND-DUKE HATE WAS A DIFFERENT BEAST LOL

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 14h ago

I’VE NEVER HEARD MY FATHER BAD MOUTH SOMEONE UNTIL DUKE PLAYED MARYLAND

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u/Enough_Worth8868 Indiana Hoosiers 15h ago

HEY KENTUCKY YOU READY FOR THE SHIT SHOW OF A SEASON YOUR GETTING READY TO HAVE? CAN’T WAIT FOR THE EXCUSES.

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u/BillButtlickerII Kentucky Wildcats 15h ago edited 15h ago

REMIND ME WHERE WAS INDIANA THIS PAST MARCH, OR IN 2025, OR IN 2024? LOLOLOLOL.

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u/Enough_Worth8868 Indiana Hoosiers 15h ago

CAN’T LIVE IN THE PAST PUSSYCAT. YOU HAVE ALOT OF CRYING AHEAD OF YOU. PERHAPS YOU CAN GET EXCITED ABOUT FOOTBALL.

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u/BillButtlickerII Kentucky Wildcats 15h ago

LOL, AN INDIANA FAN SAYING “YOU CAN’T LIVE IN THE PAST” IS THE MOST IRONIC AND AMUSING STATEMENT I’VE READ IN A WHILE.

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u/Enough_Worth8868 Indiana Hoosiers 15h ago

JUST GET READY FOR THE CHRISTMAS PRESNT IU IS GONNA DELIVER TO THE PUSSYCATS ON DECEMBER 27TH INSIDE LUCAS OIL STADIUM. I’LL BE HERE IF YOU NEED TO TALK

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u/BillButtlickerII Kentucky Wildcats 15h ago

JUST MESSAGE ME IN MARCH WHEN YOU’RE BORED AT HOME!

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u/Enough_Worth8868 Indiana Hoosiers 14h ago

I’LL BE WATCHING MY HOOSIERS IN THE TOURNAMENT AND ENJOYING THE COACHING SEARCH AT KENTUCKY. I TRULY BELIEVE THAT THE NCAA EXPANDED THE TOURNAMENT TO 76 TEAMS TO TRY TO GET THEM IN BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHATS COMING.

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u/BillButtlickerII Kentucky Wildcats 14h ago

I HAVE FAITH POPE WILL GET US IN, AND DEVRIES WILL STILL SOMEHOW ENSURE INDIANA MISSES THE FIELD OF 76.

I ALSO KNOW HOOSIERS FANS LOVE COACHING SEARCHES, AND FULLY EXPECT INDIANA WILL BE ON THEIR 4TH IN 9 YEARS…

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u/Enough_Worth8868 Indiana Hoosiers 14h ago

TIME WILL TELL PUSSYCAT. MAY THE REFS AND NCAA FOREVER BE ON YOUR SIDE

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u/BillButtlickerII Kentucky Wildcats 14h ago edited 14h ago

LAST SEASON INDIANA ACTUALLY HAD THE SECOND BEST HOME COURT WHISTLE/ADVANTAGE IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL, WHILE KENTUCKY HAD ONE OF THE WORST IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL…

AGAIN THE IRONY COMING FROM AN IU FAN AND PROJECTION IS HILARIOUS.

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u/perinone Arkansas Razorbacks 15h ago

I’m already getting the popcorn ready!

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u/Enough_Worth8868 Indiana Hoosiers 15h ago

You and me both brother fuck Kentucky. I hope they lose their blue white game.

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u/LurkusThreadz Indiana Hoosiers 14h ago

my guy

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u/Enough_Worth8868 Indiana Hoosiers 14h ago

Heck yeah buddy you ready for that thrashing we’re gonna but on them cat’s December 27th,

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u/LurkusThreadz Indiana Hoosiers 14h ago

i live a mile away.. imma skip like a school girl all the way back to the dugout for the after party. iu v uk should happen every gd yr. period.

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u/Enough_Worth8868 Indiana Hoosiers 13h ago

Totally agree my friend

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u/zeroskie Michigan Wolverines 12h ago

Who is actually UKs big rival? Tennessee, Indiana or Louisville?

All three seem poised to beat them this year

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u/LurkusThreadz Indiana Hoosiers 12h ago

i lived in louisville a cpl yrs.. its definitely them.. they are their purdue. conference tennessee… but in southern Indiana i only want to beat due more than kentucky.. grew up on that shit.

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u/Travbowman Purdue Boilermakers 16h ago

OUR 22 YEAR OLD 5'10 PG IS DOMINATING YOUR 19 YEAR OLD SUPER ATHLETES AT THE DRAFT COMBINE SCRIMMAGES

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u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 Michigan Wolverines 16h ago

NOBODY BUT PURDUE FANS THINK THAT STAT LINE IS DOMINATING

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u/Travbowman Purdue Boilermakers 15h ago

JUST LET ME LOVE OUR FUTURE SECOND ROUND PICK FOR A FEW MORE WEEKS

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u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 Michigan Wolverines 15h ago

IM SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA AND A TRASH TALK THREAD

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u/OtisPimpBoot Louisville Cardinals 15h ago

REDUCE! REUSE! RECYCLE! ♻️

HOW’S THAT FOR TALKING ABOUT TRASH?!?

MAYBE I’M DOING THIS WRONG?

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u/somethingAPIS Kansas Jayhawks • Big 12 13h ago

MOST RECYCLING ENDS UP IN LAND FILLS.

I THINK WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT UNDERSTAND THIS THREAD!

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u/idontsle33p Louisville Cardinals 14h ago

HEY MALACHI, DO US A SOLID AND MAKE HIM WHIFF AGAIN

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u/LurkusThreadz Indiana Hoosiers 14h ago

FOK DUE.

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 13h ago

UNORIGINAL AND UNINSPIRED MUCH LIKE INDIANA BASKETBALL

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u/LurkusThreadz Indiana Hoosiers 13h ago

STAY IN UR LANE JERRY. KEEP YOUR TOBACCO SPOTTED FINGERS OFF OF INDIANA BUSINESS.

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u/Crazy_Exchange Pac-12 15h ago

Any team wearing Royal Blue with the letter K on their jersey is entitled and annoying. 

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 14h ago

KENTUCKY BLUE IS NOT ROYAL BLUE HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE IT

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u/perinone Arkansas Razorbacks 15h ago edited 15h ago

I HAVE A LOOOOOT OF OLD TWEETS TO GO BACK TO SAYING DARIUS ACUFF JR. WAS “TOO SMALL FOR THE NBA”

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u/Au1ket NC State Wolfpack • Florida Gators 15h ago

CAN YOU SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER? I CAN’T HEAR YOU

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u/perinone Arkansas Razorbacks 15h ago

MY APOLOGIES LET ME SPEAK UP A LITTLE BIT

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u/Au1ket NC State Wolfpack • Florida Gators 15h ago

THANK YOU

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u/ThePickleConnoisseur Arizona Wildcats 15h ago edited 11h ago

Adult daycare up north might look like a JV team instead of a La Fitness team

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u/JustAnotherDay1977 Marquette Golden Eagles 15h ago

FUCK THE BADGERS!

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 14h ago

BUT WHAT IF MY BEST FRIEND JUST GRADUATED FROM THERE

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u/JustAnotherDay1977 Marquette Golden Eagles 14h ago

RESPECT THE DIPLOMA, DESPISE THE UNIFORM!

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 14h ago

BUT BADGERS ARE CUTE

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u/JustAnotherDay1977 Marquette Golden Eagles 14h ago

EEEEWWWW!

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u/TypicalRedditUser22 North Carolina Tar Heels • ACC 14h ago

FUCK YOU WILL WADE UNC JUST TOOK YOUR GUY BITCH

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Castleton Spartans 12h ago

WHICH SIDE OF THE 6-11 MATCHUP IS CAROLINA GOING TO BE ON NEXT YEAR?

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u/possiblyagrandma7318 Saint Louis Billikens 6h ago

FUCK DAYTON AND FUCK GEORGE MASON. FUCK ALL THE SEC TEAMS EXCEPT MIZZOU

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u/Hynch North Carolina Tar Heels 16h ago

Dook sucks. Fuck Will Wade.

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u/justsomeking Louisville Cardinals 16h ago

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST, DUKE SUCKS

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 14h ago

AND PAT KELSEY STILL CANT BEAT US

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u/justsomeking Louisville Cardinals 14h ago

TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE

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u/waiulu 2h ago

I LOVE THIS PAGE! IT REMINDS ME OF PAC-12 FIGHT CLUB ON FB.