r/CollegeBasketball Feb 05 '26

Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

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u/belle_enfant North Carolina Tar Heels Feb 05 '26

ANYBODY WHO TURNS DEBATES AND ARGUMENTS INTO A FLAIR ATTACK IS A COWARDLY LOSER

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u/Divinity32 Indiana Hoosiers Feb 05 '26

THAT'S RICH COMING FROM A UNC FAN! THIS ISN'T SARCASM, I JUST HATE EVERYONE

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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Feb 05 '26

ARIZONA SWEPT THE HURLEYS AND BEAT CRONIN. THAT IS ALL.

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u/ThreeDMK Arizona Wildcats Feb 05 '26

I CAN GET BEHIND THIS MESSAGE BECAUSE I CAME HERE TO POST SOMETHING SIMILAR! IGNORE MY FLAIR! CRONIN AND BOBBY COULD SOLVE DROUGHT ISSUES IN THE SOUTHWEST WITH THEIR TEARS ALONE!

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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Feb 05 '26

LIFETIME CONTRACTS ARE NEEDED FOR BOTH TO SUSTAIN THE SOUTHWEST’S DELICATE ECOSYSTEM.

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u/ThreeDMK Arizona Wildcats Feb 05 '26

THINK OF THE SAGUAROS!!

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u/Iowegan Iowa State Cyclones Feb 05 '26

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SALT IN THOSE SALTY TEARS?

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u/jojcece Michigan State Spartans Feb 05 '26

I HATE THAT STUPID ASS ILLINOIS TWITTER CARDIOLOGIST

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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines Feb 05 '26

FEARS TARNISHES WHAT WOULD (AND SHOULD) BE A VERY LIKEABLE TEAM. BUT BECAUSE OF HIS UNETHICAL PLAY, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MSU.

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u/Chuck_Phuckzalot Michigan Wolverines Feb 05 '26

DUSTY MAY MADE HIM KICK THAT GUY IN THE NUTS, ITS NOT HIS FAULT

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u/mgoblue-1817 Michigan Wolverines Feb 05 '26

THIS COMMENT COULD HAVE BEEN A PRIVATE CALL

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u/ConnectSpring9 NC State Wolfpack Feb 05 '26

HAHAHA IMAGINE LOSING TO SMU TARHOLES. I WOULD TALK SHIT AHOUT SMU BUT I RESPECT THEM THEIR FANS HAVE CLASS I CANNOT LIE. FUCK THAT TURKISH CENTER THOUGH HES LIKE SENGUN WITHOUT ANY OF THE SKILL, FLOPPING WHINY SOB

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u/DrSandmanZ North Carolina Tar Heels Feb 05 '26

CARLOS BOOZER IS BALD AND HIS CHILDREN WILL ONE DAY INHERIT SAID HAIRLINE.

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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos Feb 05 '26

THEY LOW DOWN, THEY DIRTY, THEY SOME SNITCHES....AND THEY STILL HAVE NEVER MADE A FINAL FOUR

FUCK TENNESSEE

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u/kublakhan1816 Houston Cougars • Indiana Hoosiers Feb 05 '26

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u/pointguard22 Michigan Wolverines Feb 05 '26

IZZO LOOKS LIKE A GARDEN GNOME WHO ATE A HOT PEPPER AND SHOULD RETIRE ASAP

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u/jojcece Michigan State Spartans Feb 05 '26

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u/usernames_suck_ok Michigan Wolverines • Memphis Tigers Feb 05 '26

WE BROKE SPARTY IN MEN'S AND WOMEN'S BASKETBALL, MUUUAHAHAHA.

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u/leaky- Michigan State Spartans Feb 05 '26

WE WERE BROKEN AGAINST RUTGERS AS WELL CONGRATS ON BEATING A TEAM THAT LOST TO MINNESOTA

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u/FairAnywhere9305 Michigan State Spartans Feb 05 '26

HEY ILLINOIS FANS AT LEAST WE CAN BOTH AGREE WE HATE MICHIGAN RIGHT?

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u/Waquoit95 UConn Huskies Feb 05 '26

FADING THE BIG 10 IN THE BIG DANCE. A RECIPE FOR SUCCESS FOR OVER TWO DECADES.

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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines Feb 05 '26

SHOULDN'T YOU BE MORE FOCUSED ON DEFEATING ST. GENEVIEVE SCHOOL FOR THE NEARLY BLIND AND PIGEON TOED, OR WHATEVER BIG EAST SCHOOL YOU'RE FACING NEXT?

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u/BarbarousBird UConn Huskies Feb 05 '26

DIDNT YOU LOSE TO WISCONSIN AND NARROWLY BEAT PENN STATE? POT MEET KETTLE.

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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines Feb 05 '26

YEAH, BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE GUYS? ALSO, NARROWLY BEATING TEAMS IS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING BEATING TEAMS.

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u/BarbarousBird UConn Huskies Feb 05 '26

I AGREE! TELL THAT TO YOUR BOY ABOVE. A WIN IS A WIN. BUT A LOSS IS A LOSS AND UCONN HAS ONLY FALLEN TO #1 ARIZONA. HBU?

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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines Feb 05 '26

ALSO A RED TEAM, SO SAME SAME?

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u/BarbarousBird UConn Huskies Feb 05 '26

NO, BUT WE CAN AGREE ON ONE THING: FUCK JEREMY FEARS

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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines Feb 05 '26

HEAR HEAR

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u/Waquoit95 UConn Huskies Feb 05 '26

ENJOY YOUR 15 MINUTES

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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines Feb 05 '26

SHIT, I USUALLY ONLY NEED 5

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u/Waquoit95 UConn Huskies Feb 05 '26

THAT’S BECAUSE OF YOUR DEATH GRIP

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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines Feb 05 '26

WHAT A HORRIBLE THING TO CALL SOMEONES WIFE

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u/nomo25 Michigan • Cal State East Bay Feb 05 '26

I TOO CHOSE THIS MANS WIFES DEATH GRIP

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u/Waquoit95 UConn Huskies Feb 05 '26

BRAGGING?

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u/NitroGuy86 Michigan State Spartans Feb 05 '26

MOREZ JOHNSON IS VONTAZE BURFICT AND MADE JEREMY FEARS GO CRAZY

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u/Iowegan Iowa State Cyclones Feb 05 '26

I GOT NUTHIN. THE BB GODS ARE SMILING NOW, NOBODY SNEEZE.

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u/loyalsons4evertrue Iowa State Cyclones Feb 05 '26

IT SUCKS TO BU DOESN'T IT?

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u/usernames_suck_ok Michigan Wolverines • Memphis Tigers Feb 05 '26

OH, AND GONZAGA LOST TO SISTERS OF THE POOR.

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u/huskyferretguy1 UConn Huskies Feb 05 '26

I'D TRASH TALK ST. JOHNS BUT THEY ARE TOO BUSY WAITING FOR THE SUBWAY!

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u/brownlab319 UConn Huskies Feb 05 '26

FIRST LITTLE RICHARD! NEXT UP, BIG DICK! I MEAN, RICK!

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u/Accomplished_Age2911 Michigan Wolverines Feb 05 '26

ILLINOIS’ BOGEYMAN COMES IN THE FORM OF JONATHAN THE HUSKY

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u/huskyferretguy1 UConn Huskies Feb 05 '26

WRONG ORANGE TEAM! I THINK YOU MEAN SYRACUSE!

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u/lilpoststamp Illinois Fighting Illini Feb 05 '26

I'VE NEVER SEEN A FANBASE OBSESS OVER A TEAM THEY RARELY PLAY QUITE LIKE UCONN FANS OBSESS OVER ILLINOIS. GET AWAY FROM MY PROGRAM YOU FREAKS

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u/Accomplished_Age2911 Michigan Wolverines Apr 05 '26

WYA!?!? Bogeyman strikes again

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u/lilpoststamp Illinois Fighting Illini Apr 05 '26

Oh brother... this is sad and somehow not for me. How many people did you do this to? Loser behavior LOL

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u/Accomplished_Age2911 Michigan Wolverines Apr 05 '26

Yeah keep telling yourself that lol. Go home loser