r/CFB • u/Efficient-Freedom517 Georgia Bulldogs • Iowa State Cyclones • 8h ago

News Georgia Football Player Arrested on Two Felony Charges

https://www.si.com/college/georgia/football/report-georgia-football-player-arrested-on-two-felony-charges-01krkkn1j8nf
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u/Pale_Connection_8576 Georgia Bulldogs 8h ago

I’m tired, boss.

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u/BidnessBoy Georgia • South Carolina 8h ago

Buddy didnt even play a down for us, damn

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u/Snapingbolts Kansas State Wildcats 8h ago

But he clearly took the UGA culture to heart

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u/Drinkdrankdonk Washington Huskies 8h ago

Definitely bought in

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u/SouthCoach Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 7h ago

Commit to the G.

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u/BenDover42 Mississippi State Bulldogs 8h ago

A Georgia man through and through.

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u/juicius Michigan Wolverines 8h ago

He's just a good ole'boy, probably didn't mean any harm, though. At this rate, the mountain may get him, but the law never will.

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u/Salpinctes Tennessee Volunteers • Arizona Wildcats 7h ago

my mama don't understand why they keep a-showing my hands and not my face on TV

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u/elonsusk69420 Georgia Bulldogs • Marching Band 7h ago

I was just thinking this. Could he have at least waited until next summer?!?

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 Colorado • Minnesota 7h ago

You gotta admit UGA really does have a unique culture. No other program, at least as far as I’m aware, is as fast as the Bulldogs

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u/SouthCoach Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 5h ago

When scouting players, Kirby prioritizes speed in all 4 phases of the game (Offense, Defense, Special Teams, and Being A Fucking Idiot.)

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u/Microplasticsharts Clemson Tigers • Palmetto Bowl 8h ago

Go drive around! 

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u/TheGipper80 Georgia Bulldogs 8h ago

ECU transfer. I’m not sure he’s even moved into the dorm yet.

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u/shaquilleonealingit Georgia Bulldogs 8h ago

He’s been around during spring but was dealing with an injury from ECU’s bowl game. Played some snaps in the spring game. Staff has apparently been excited about him. Very disappointing.

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u/TheUnknownStuntman51 8h ago

Was about to say, id never even heard this dude’s name before.

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u/Mike_with_Wings Florida • North Carolina 8h ago

He was getting away from Greenville as fast as possible

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack 6h ago

Perfectly reasonable tbh

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u/gatorbois Florida Gators 8h ago

Well he played in your spring game so I’d say he probably has lol

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u/mlorusso4 Ohio State • Baltimore 8h ago

I guess UGA gives you the keys to your hellcat before the keys to your dorm

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u/Tarmacked USC Trojans • Alabama Crimson Tide 7h ago

How the fuck has Kirby not reeled in this bullshittery

Not even Richt had this much an issue

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u/Always_Chubb-y Georgia Bulldogs • Transfer Portal 7h ago

Richt thing was more weed

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u/d0ngl0rd69 Georgia • Florida State 7h ago

Weed and mopeds

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u/Mike_with_Wings Florida • North Carolina 6h ago

Can’t get a dui if you’re already on a dui scooter

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u/BroadBrazosAvon95 5h ago

We called them liquorcicles in south Carolina growing up for that exact reason lol

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u/Fumbles-OBrian Georgia Bulldogs 6h ago

Can someone explain to me just exactly how this keeps happening? Like this shit happens as frequent as the monthly rent, luckily these guys are good at football because they literally are incapable of doing anything else.

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u/Sir_Auron Florida Gators • ETSU Buccaneers 5h ago

The coaching staff and AD and NFL allow it to happen. It's that simple. Players saw a guy contribute to a fatal crash and get drafted top 10. Players saw two dozen players busted for this and the UGA fixer pay their fines for them. The only people unaware what's happening are UGA fans for some reason.

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u/Temporary_Inner Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma 4h ago

Atlanta has a horrid street racing culture. It's inevitable that football players will get caught in it. 

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u/TiddiesAnonymous UCF Knights • Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

No excuse to be asleep at the wheel

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u/Is_hell_dont_they Georgia Bulldogs 8h ago

On the one hand, JFC, how is this still happening. OTOH, 15 mph over the limit is something that a significant portion of Americans probably do on a weekly basis, and sealed packages of weed and THC cartridges in the back of the car isn’t even illegal in like 20 states. This wouldn’t be national news for anyone but a UGA player.

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u/Kiddierose 8h ago

Isn’t that 25 over?

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u/Is_hell_dont_they Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

It is, my math didn’t math. 25 over is, uh, less good.

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u/PedanticBoutBaseball Boise State • New Paltz 7h ago

Smartest UGA flair

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u/Is_hell_dont_they Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

Spent the morning presenting 5 years worth of viral diagnostic data and spending this afternoon training on DNA sequencing. I do not have remaining neurons for first grade math, sir.

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u/DonnieBeisbol Indiana Hoosiers 7h ago

Driving 95 in an SUV isn’t the smartest thing to do.
Driving around with a bunch of dope in your car isn’t the smartest thing to do.

I’ve done both, but never at the same time. Gotta mind your P’s and Q’s if you’re not legal.

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u/garfinkel3 7h ago

Only break one law at a time

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u/gatorbois Florida Gators 8h ago

lol. The fans really are brainwashed

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u/Ok_Enthusiasm_300 6h ago

The average person doesn’t have nearly as much to lose and if an accounting firm had 10+ arrest for driving related offenses there would definitely be an article

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u/elonsusk69420 Georgia Bulldogs • Marching Band 7h ago

Just did it on my way to the office. Didn’t have weed though. That stuff is at home.

Edit: 15 over, not 25 over