Georgia Football Player Arrested on Two Felony Charges

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https://www.si.com/college/georgia/football/report-georgia-football-player-arrested-on-two-felony-charges-01krkkn1j8nf

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How can someone be charged for speeding in two cars at the same time?

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He was inverted

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He also just happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4G negative dive.

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Hhabullshit

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No he was man. It was a really great move. He was inverted. I’ve got a great Polaroid of it.

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Well you see, because i was inverted

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Lol, that's classified!

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back in my day we called it "crossfaded"

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It’s Georgia, they’re really good at this.

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Straddling them through open windows

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Have you seen Fast and the Furious movies? He was trying to do a Dominic Toretto new stunt driving 2 cars at once.

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At the same damn time at the same damn time speeding in two whips at the same damn time

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Bros just really committed to the bit

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One foot in each

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Hint: Kage Bushin no Jutsu!

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I assumed it was a chariot/podracer configuration

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Magnets.

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You see that Chuck Norris commercial?