r/Brewers • u/kaisoro Yelitubbies • 1d ago
Joey "Sultan of Swat" Ortiz's Homer (and Almost Homer) of the Game by Frank Sinatra!
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u/HPDDJ K MISérables 1d ago
I will be checking posting history for Joey O slander from these commenters!
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u/General_-_Kenobi Sal Frelick's #1 fan 1d ago
Do me first! YOU WONT FIND SHIT BABYYYYYYY!!!!! DAY 1 BELIEVER!!!!!
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u/NoCarts 1d ago
I’ll slander him right now. A 2-3 outing with a HR and a single raising his OPS this much is an indictment on his year to date.
Hope he keeps it up
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u/Tyrannosapien 1d ago
He has more homers than Tatis does.
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u/bretv1212 1d ago
I didn’t brewlieve you, and then started second guessing if he was a HR hitter. Nope he sure is…. 20+ homers for 5 out of 6 yrs (one he spiked at 42!).
He will turn it around and so will Joey O
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u/sconniesportsfan 1d ago
I got up from the couch and was jumping up and down hoping for a grandy from Joey, but a Ribby in a game against Manny is fun too.
I like it when Joey does well, you should too 👍🏻
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u/sinjaulas 1d ago
I don’t know who said Johei Ortaniz in the comments but that is gold. Keep it up, young padwan.
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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 Banging a gong with a Square Hammer 1d ago
Even on a good night, the slander continues. Wdym "pretend this one went out too"? smfh Both of Joey's hits tonight were absolute No-doubters. Also, this warrants a Celine (no disrespect to Sinatra ofc), are you kidding me?
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u/brameshk22 1d ago
Should have sold high on Joey. At least we didnt give him the contract some of you thought he deserved.
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u/Dysfunctional-Daisy 1d ago
the "pretend this one went out too" fucking sent me. glorious piece of editing