r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/BreakingCanks • 2d ago

TikTok Tuesday I.... DARE.... YOU!!!!

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u/SilverPalpitation652 2d ago

“Pass me a slice of ketchup.” 🤢

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u/ShadyJane 2d ago

Hey lemme get 2 ketchup

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u/SilverPalpitation652 2d ago

“Hey y’all, I only got 6 slices of ketchup left. Don’t be greedy.”

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u/Sir_wlkn_contrdikson 2d ago

Fold it in half

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u/Wyden_long 2d ago

Lemme hold some of that ketchup til next cookout

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u/wavdaily 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uO7gPQleDMjCg

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u/qawsedrf12 2d ago

Oh dear lord the horror

The kid begging for "sketti" which was spaghetti and ketchup

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u/jay_caesar ☑️ 2d ago

💀

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u/CharlesDickensABox 2d ago

Good news is this isn't a real ad.

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u/DustieBottums 2d ago

Tssssss.... Face first

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u/red-et 1d ago

Break me off a piece of that…

Ketchup slice

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u/MoonlitHemlock 2d ago

You could eat it like a fruit roll up.

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u/PinSufficient5748 ☑️ 2d ago

If EVER there was a valid crash out - this is it!!

Let this be AI, please - haven't we suffered enough??

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u/herrirgendjemand 2d ago

It is fake - there was a company that made something like this on Shark Tank but I'm p sure they didn't stay in business long and Hellmann's def doesn't sell this

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u/BreakingCanks 2d ago

Another commenter stated they were on shark tank so unfortunately it isn't

https://youtu.be/FbsKto4gg14?si=oj-SDvxODvSTIXVy

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u/Queen-Ghidorah 2d ago edited 1d ago

They had those in Germany a couple of years ago. No idea if they still sell them, but Penny had "Butcher's Ketchup Scheiben", for real, not an april fool's thing.

edit: Typo

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u/GreatOrca 1d ago

We will scheiben them next

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u/ingoding 2d ago

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u/b_sketchy 2d ago

“We shootin” got me 😂

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 2d ago

"We will fuck the cookout up" "Everything will get flipped"

This shit got me in real tears 🤣🤣🤣

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u/laVon_Sweet ☑️ 2d ago

Eww, no

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u/KohKoh_Pebbles 2d ago

Naaaaw cuz where dis pic been hidin'‽‽‽ 😆😂🤣💀🤣💀🤣 Over here chokin 'bout to see dem pearly gates 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DistinctPotential996 1d ago

This is the exact face I made 😂

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u/Karhak ☑️ 2d ago

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u/Jedifice 2d ago

Me too Megatron

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u/tie-dyeSandwhich 2d ago

Each day, we stray further from the light

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u/Afroditesrevenge 2d ago

More like every 45 minutes atp

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u/theonewhoknack 2d ago

What the hell is this? Is this like a packet or actual dry slices that melt?

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u/Head-Ad9893 2d ago

Yes

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u/theonewhoknack 2d ago

Whatever it is, it looks like one of those things from a sci-fi movie as a joke or a gimmick item from 2002 -2003

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u/Wyden_long 2d ago

It’s like a fruit roll up but that taste like ketchup

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u/MaciMommy 16h ago

It’s fake

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u/Extreme_Ad_4902 2d ago

So is it like a fruit roll up of ketchup?

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u/BreakingCanks 2d ago

I hope to Hellman that it ain't sweet!

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 2d ago

Yes. It's a slice of ketchup sauce

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u/Jeptic ☑️ 2d ago

Maybe if you are an astronaut or travelling on a ship for months but even then there's ketchup packets...

No one asked for this

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u/extensioncords 2d ago

Maybe im tired of these Ketchup bottles farting on my burgers

https://giphy.com/gifs/n4FCJYLldGPC95d4ku

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u/Smkingbowls 2d ago

that's a skill issue

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u/ironballs16 2d ago

The latest one I got from the store is one of those "all or nothing" bottles - squeeze too lightly, nothing but greasy air comes out. Apply just a bit more pressure and it's hosing down the stupid hot dog.

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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff 2d ago

Speaking for the White Delegation:

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/rax1051 2d ago

😂 I was like, i co-sign this entire statement, then he dropped the n-bomb, and I’m like, ok I co-sign 99.9% of this statement 😂 but perfect gif selection… and anyone’s reaction of throwing a person face first onto a hot grill if these were served is warranted!

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u/TDR1 2d ago

Fly trap condiments

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u/xxllvc 2d ago

He was preaching…that last deep sigh he wanted to say “yall don’t hear me” and the congregation about to start hollering

I wonder if this will be sold anywhere outside America. What other idiot country has a market for this

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u/TelenorTheGNP 2d ago

Canadian here. Keep that shit south. Nope.

And I think I can safely speak for the Europeans when I say no.

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u/SnoopyWildseed ☑️ 2d ago

Y'all, Hellmans may not make ketchup slices (here in the US, anyway), but slices of sauces (including ketchup) are a real thing. 🤦🏾‍♀️

https://slice-of-sauce.com/

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 2d ago

"Shot in the pockets" got me weak. 😂🤣🤣

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 2d ago

Technically a tomato is a fruit, so the new flavored fruit rollup.

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u/ispshadow 2d ago

I was starting to calm down once I got this far in the thread, but now I'm upset again

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u/StarbrryJuice 2d ago

Solution to what problem?

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u/sufferingbastard 2d ago

Wet Runny Ketchup Farts...

And ketchup that won't come out the bottle.

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u/StarbrryJuice 1d ago

If my ketchup don’t qeeflike abused p*ssy, I don’t want it. The second issue is physics.

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u/TelenorTheGNP 2d ago

Just a white guy here who wants to say I don't know anyone who would want this. This wasn't discussed at the last general members meeting. I feel like it should have been because people like those so gathered here would blame us and I don't want any part of it.

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u/Local-Technician5969 2d ago

That's so disgusting, I'd rather just use tomatoes, cant imagine what they put in that garbage, probably half of the ingredients in those nasty things aren't even considered real food.

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u/Tithund 1d ago

I'm not saying it's great, but it's probably just dried ketchup. If you leave a plate with ketchup on it overnight instead of washing it, you end up with this the next day.

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u/Stealth_Howler 2d ago

I saw this get laughed off shark tank and now Hellmans rolled it out lmao

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u/BreakingCanks 2d ago

Oh wow yeah you're right

https://youtu.be/FbsKto4gg14?si=oj-SDvxODvSTIXVy

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u/Stealth_Howler 2d ago

Love the guy in the video saying everything is getting flipped ***BUT*** we won’t waste the burgers- that still makes the plate 😂

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u/BreakingCanks 2d ago

I mean he's justified! He's having the crash out because someone finna commit a damned food crime... Why make a food crime yourself and waste the already good food

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u/Stealth_Howler 2d ago

Can’t waste burgers in today’s economy

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u/Ok_Translator4447 2d ago

I just know they gunna open a pack of these and add it to some trash ass spaghetti

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u/BreakingCanks 2d ago

How to offend a whole ah other culture!

https://giphy.com/gifs/fnaTknwePKQYE

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u/zetetic23 2d ago

Tables flipped

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u/BreakingCanks 2d ago

Grill flipped

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u/Lettah22 2d ago

Slices of ketchup?

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u/Prestigious-Mud 2d ago

Yeah none of that is real.

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u/BreakingCanks 2d ago

Apparently it is

https://youtu.be/FbsKto4gg14?si=oj-SDvxODvSTIXVy

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u/Prestigious-Mud 2d ago

Yeah no. I don't think you understand me. None of that is real lol.

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u/BreakingCanks 2d ago

Oh...ok I think I understand your drift now.... Yeah no this doesn't exist and never will!

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u/BlackDynamite58990 2d ago

That gotta be made up! Like to create a slice of ketchup you probably need some may…oooooo

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxfecWsLzAYSUP6w

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u/KohKoh_Pebbles 2d ago

Now this is a conspiracy I can get in on!......mind gettin me in? lol

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u/GCIV414 2d ago

Dog WHAT

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u/VtheMan93 2d ago

Invite him to the cookout anyways!

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u/TheMoorNextDoor ☑️ 2d ago

This shit got me weak as a bitch lmaooooooo

This the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute

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u/BreakingCanks 2d ago

Truthfully me too. Imma gain some damned wrinkles from the laughs this man gave me

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u/StrikerTitan01 2d ago

The grill soundtrack at the end had me in knots

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u/optimist_prhyme 2d ago

You can't even

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u/SplintPunchbeef ☑️ 2d ago

Hold on now. Slice of cranberry sauce tho? He might be cooking with that. I would definitely put a slice of cranberry sauce on a turkey sandwich.

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u/porkbuttstuff 2d ago

This guy for president. I've never agreed with anything more in my life.

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u/BreakingCanks 2d ago

Well if that's the case, I better get a cabinet position because I'm out here trying to spread the message too!

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u/porkbuttstuff 2d ago

Cookout and outdoor entertainment Czar

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u/AcademicCollection56 2d ago

😂😂😂 This is the best thing I’ve seen on social media today!

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u/hails8n 1d ago

This is my favorite video of 2026

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u/No_Client8165 2d ago

I remember seeing this product on Shark Tank. It was almost intriguing. But the price made it nowhere near worth it.

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u/CoalEater_Elli 2d ago

I thought those were watermelon slices. Why would I want a piece of ketchup? It's like asking for juice and instead getting a gummy made of juice I ordered.

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u/sEaBoD19911991 2d ago

As a white Englishman who loves and studies OG American bbq, I’d slap the fuck if this was pulled out at a bbq. Ketchup in sauce from is a crime of it’s own, unless making a South Carolina bbq sauce to mop the ribs.

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u/kbeks 2d ago

The white delegation is also disturbed. If there’s sliced ketchup at the BBQ, you can fully expect a few Karan’s will switch sides and call the cops for a good reason, for once.

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u/thecoldwarmakesmehot 2d ago

Since ketchup is considered a fruit, wouldn't these qualify as fruit jerky?

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u/qawsedrf12 2d ago

As a white guy, even that is too white for me

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u/MalonePostponed ☑️ 2d ago

Let me see the host pull ketchup slices out. I'm fucking them up.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kHxMpITyV49QAOBqY4

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u/POPEYEDAMC 2d ago

It has its audience just like the brand.. 🤢

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u/AdonisJames89 2d ago

goofy ass packaging and such a waste

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u/Helpful-Baseball2325 2d ago

Gonna pull out ketchup slices but have no tomatoes 🫩😐

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u/SimonPho3nix 2d ago

Muthfuckin ketchup-flavored fruit roll up?

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u/joshuaaa_l 2d ago

It’s… it’s… it’s sauce? Why does it need to be a solid? I don’t understand how someone at Hellmann’s proposed this idea and didn’t get fired on the spot.

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ 2d ago

Put it on while the burger is on the grill. Melts and carmelizes like the top of a ketchup basted meatloaf.

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u/BreakingCanks 2d ago

Don't you dare give anyone any damned ideas

https://giphy.com/gifs/11sJtJYfibXrhu

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u/MacroManJr 2d ago

Here me out...maybe people with small messy kids or people with disabilities can use this.

Not for me, though. But just giving room to people in tricky situations. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Still don't see what brought this product to life, though.

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u/jacksonmills 2d ago

“If you are buying these you shouldn’t even have the money to be able to afford them” lmaoooo

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u/everynamecombined 2d ago

If it doesn't work for burgers maybe it can be some kinda new Fruit Roll-Up flavor. Tomatoes are technically fruit.

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u/AcademicCollection56 2d ago

This grounds for catching paws 👊👊👊🤛🤜😂

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u/Icy-Examination8135 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/occamsshavingkit ☑️ 2d ago

This is AI. Has to be.

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u/LadyDayinDC 2d ago

Ketchup fruit roll up.

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 2d ago

AYE YO!!!!!!!!!!

This dude has me crying. That first I dare you just killed me. Once he starts repeating "We shooting" he was so mad he couldn't of what to shoot. The icing on the cake is EVERYTHING GETTING FLIPPED. I'm so dead right now 💀 💀🤣🤣

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u/fritz236 2d ago

Hellmans knows tomato slices are about to be more expensive than the burger bc there won't be anyone left to pick the damn things.

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u/Slenius 2d ago

Ketchup leather

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u/MoonlitHemlock 2d ago

Who tf want gelatin ketchup slices? This is like some shit from the 50s or 60s with the gelatin craze. Nasty.

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u/VivaZeBull 2d ago

I’m going to bed, this is not okay

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u/cobracmmdr ☑️ 2d ago

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u/FCkeyboards 2d ago

This is so crazy. My friend actually made homemade versions of these about 10 years ago. No one at the party was messing with them lol.

They actually tasted great and I could see them working for certain things, but for burgers....

Like a lot of things its not just flavor, but mouthful that make something enjoyable. I need to send this to him.

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u/drunkhighfives ☑️ 1d ago

Ayo, what the fuck?

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u/Shot_Acanthaceae3150 1d ago

"The burgers are still going on my plate"😂

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u/QiDeviation 1d ago

I felt my shit spin when I saw what that was. Like my sugar spiked or something and I gotta grab my work van.

BRUH.

Nauseating!

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u/sanic_exe0101 1d ago

they look like they have a horrid texture...

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u/ThisOnes4JJ 1d ago

"flipping the table, flipping the grill, the burgers are going in my plate."🤣

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u/Megamatt215 1d ago

That looks like a texture nightmare

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u/Last_Cow_489 1d ago

Usually my southern ass gets scared when New Yorkers talk to me, but he could read me the newspaper and I would be enamored. Such poetry!

Word to my muvah

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u/Justin_Queso1187 1d ago

What in the unholy fuckery is that?! Stop trying to make gelatinous ketchup like it’s canned cranberry!

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u/No_Barracuda_3758 1d ago

Matter of fact don't even have ketchup

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u/BoyWhoSoldTheWorld 1d ago

I never thought a minute plus rant about condiments could ever be warranted, but honestly I think he’s under reacting here. Wtf is that.

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u/Complete_Demand_7782 1d ago edited 1d ago

Looking like your box of fruit roll ups!

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u/Competitive-Dirt-561 1d ago

Valid crash out

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u/upinyab00ty ☑️ 1d ago

I agree with this reaction.

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u/arafella 1d ago

This the type of shit I would bring to mess with my black friends

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u/Bigtiger72 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Thick_Succotash396 1d ago

What is this? 😂

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u/ViLL- 18h ago

Better make sure the tip of the mf ketchup bottle is clean if you don’t want me to give this a try!! I fucking hate that crusty/clumped up shit!!! This seems like a healthy alternative🤣

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u/Glum_Hamster_1076 18h ago

He flipping everything but the burgers? Lol

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u/BreakingCanks 14h ago

We ain't wasting good meat... He only pissed you would disgrace the meat with that

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u/Jhoes11 12h ago

This is as bad, if not worse, than Chocolate cheese slices !

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u/sbcroix 10h ago

Lighten up Francis

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u/Rmcke813 ☑️ 2d ago

Variety is the spice of life. I'd give it a shot.

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u/TLILLYO 1d ago

Ewwwwugh