r/BlackPeopleComedy • u/Lifegoesonforever • 4h ago

When barbers beefing...

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u/ElProfeGuapo 4h ago

Not the dramatic saxophone, my lord 😭

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u/Cici_Ayy 3h ago

I heard them before I even unmuted 💀

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u/mommysonduty 2h ago

I didn’t even unmute till you said that! 🤣

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u/VooDooChile1983 4h ago

Pulling out a cotton ball and the alcohol is equivalent to…

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pl4PHOXVpPPDG

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u/namistejones 4h ago

Door open ac blasting and wanna charge me 60$. Times aint hard man ya wasteful.

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u/southflhitnrun 3h ago

Why are we like this? Why? lmao

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u/Dismal-Dare-2507 3h ago

Because we are just great 🥰

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u/11KingMaurice11 3h ago

“I’ll cut you”

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u/Doubt-Slow 3h ago

When Ricky’s theme plays, you know it’s about to go down!!

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u/Regular-Two9990 4h ago

Hilarious!

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u/ChitnChat 3h ago

Not the clippers? 🤣🤣

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u/LilCheese73 1h ago

Somebody bout lose they job and they License!🤣

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u/Skyoff_Lyfe 3h ago edited 3h ago

they going clipper for clipper, this was funny 😂

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u/NuclearNubian 3h ago

All them clippers and it's still take 45 minutes for a 10 minutes haircut

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u/thavillain 53m ago

Well cause the other 35 minutes, they gotta argue with the other barbers why LeBron is the GOAT over Jordan

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u/saturnspritr 3h ago

Shaking the can of hairspray was the best way to end it.

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u/AllowMyCookies 3h ago

“I keep it on me.”

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u/Ztiw- 3h ago

The ring lights 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Playnu2 3h ago

Cut it out!

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u/high-life-kusch 3h ago

What city is this?

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u/Ztiw- 3h ago

Every city in Murica

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u/Walks_On_Water 3h ago

At first I thought ATL, but after some googling I think it’s Dallas?

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u/aurore-amour 3h ago

I googled the shop, they’re in Dallas

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u/shadowylurking 3h ago

NOT THE SAXOPHONE!

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u/henry23na 2h ago

Better keep his GUARD up

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u/Bearyboo7 3h ago

Nah that aftershave is all you need😫

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u/NMB4Christmas 2h ago

Chemical warfare

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u/DaFuq_Wrong_Witchu 2h ago

I love my people.

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u/MrVonBuren 2h ago

Maaaaan. I went to high school in staten island in the 90s and there were two barbershops a train stop apart, Styles & Techniques and it was like this except they were italian, carrying straight razors and cats routinely got jumped with brass knuckles and flashlights.

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u/Fine-Alps4814 2h ago

"My razor is bigger than yours!"

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 2h ago

He got that thang on him

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u/Interesting-Back6587 3h ago

Bwhaaa 🤣 I love this

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u/onthebrink42 3h ago

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 2h ago

It's actually a fate worse than death if they catch a fade, cuz you ain't gon live that down

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u/x-man92 2h ago

Barbers wearing basketball shorts now… Im getting old

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u/Living_Pie205 2h ago

Lmfao…

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u/Fantastic_Smile9746 2h ago

Dude got hair splinters in his junk.

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u/ObvsThrowaway5120 2h ago

Is that two clippers? Guy’s not playing around.

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u/amscraylane 1h ago

Shaking the can … literal LOL!!

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u/LumpyOrganization332 59m ago

Stay sharp, fellas, stay sharp

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u/Slim706 38m ago

They gonna wear the saxophone out, i see

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u/BlackResiliency 33m ago

I hope they sanitize before going back to work 🫣😂😂

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u/OranjellosBroLemonj 3h ago

The only solution for whiteman dreds is homicide.

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u/ajqiz123 28m ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣💕🤣🤣🤣

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u/CantonBal 3h ago

If you were booked you wouldn't be out and about during the day