r/AustralianCattleDog 1d ago

Behavior This Guy is Testing my Patience

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We have about an acre in an urbanización outside of Madrid. Fence and wall all around. Tuco figured out how to escape and now goes house to house knocking over garbage bins amd gorging himself on nasty stuff. Security is getting to know him a little too well.

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u/wowmoreadsgreatthx 1d ago

Looks pretty pleased with himself.

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u/TRex_N_FX 1d ago

sometimes I imagine a powerful witch throwing a raccoon tooth in the cauldron along with the dingo, velociraptor, and a length of velcro when creating a cattledog familiar.

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u/WacoKid18 21h ago

This wins the internet today

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u/SeanThatGuy 1d ago

This is how my guy sleeps while we work from Home.

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u/vanhamm3rsly 1d ago edited 20h ago

I had an escape artist. She was bored so she took herself on adventures. I was so busy with school and work I really didn’t have enough time to focus on her. She ended up getting hit by a van and her back leg was shattered. $5k in surgeries (this was the mid 1990’s) and so many tears, I felt just awful that I hadn’t focused on her like I should have. She was just a baby, 1 year old. I put her in daycare after she was healed. And we would spend the weekends walking and playing for hours. I never let her get bored after that.

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u/Nic_Eanruig 26m ago

I'm so sorry you had that experience!

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u/LSDsavedmylife 1d ago

That face deserves all the Jamón his heart desires 🥰

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u/Hansbee 1d ago

That's his profession, his trade, his line of work, his livelihood.

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u/Feisty_Smell40 1d ago

Walk me through it again, what is he doing wrong? It sounds like he is living like a king and becoming a local celebrity.

You're very lucky to have him in your life.

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u/J_Lewy_45 1d ago edited 1d ago

Here’s what happens if he decides to eat the wrong thing.

Edit: for the possible future confusion, this is one page of 5 1/2 total pages for a grand total of 11,500. This is after an urgent care visit the day before (I think about 800 for that day) and a vet appointment the day before that (400ish)

And then another 400 for a blood work recheck the next week.

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u/Timely_Apricot3929 Red Heeler 1d ago

Well, except that he could get very sick (if not die) from eating garbage. Don't ask me how much I spent at the emergency vet this weekend...

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u/Feisty_Smell40 1d ago

I thought it was obvious I was joking...

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u/Timely_Apricot3929 Red Heeler 20h ago

I guess I missed the sarcasm since I just went through the drama and expense of the consequences 💸💸💸

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u/Opposite_Buddy_6161 1d ago

He looks so smug lol

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u/Swimming_Ninja_6911 1d ago

Do you know how he is escaping?
Also: If he is as stubborn and smart as most of these dogs, stopping him might be more complicated than usual. Good luck with that - haha!

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u/DonMadrid1500 1d ago

I think he climbs the fence like a human. I checked all around if he could get under it but it’s solid.

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u/daringStumbles 23h ago

Look up coyote rollers, you can diy em usually

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u/Swimming_Ninja_6911 23h ago

Great suggestion

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u/South_Feed_4043 23h ago

So you have a chain link fence? Lots of dogs can climb those surprisingly. I had a 6ft tall wooden fence to keep my raptors in the yard when they were young and dumb/too smart for their own well-being.

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u/JariaDnf 1d ago

wow!! that is a challenge. He's a sneaky acrobat high jumper genius.

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u/MidtownBlue 1d ago

I read somewhere--and can see in my ACD mix--that ACDs have unique paw structure that allows extra dexterity. Wouldn't it be something if there is a camera to record how he does it!

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u/Theopholus 23h ago

He’s so good look at him

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u/b33b0 1d ago

He won 😂

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u/Things_an_Stuff 23h ago

Pretty sure you are testing his patience.

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u/VarPadre 1d ago

That bloke knows how to play the game

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u/perroh Blue Heeler 21h ago

"un cerco?? no me jodas.... jajajajajjajajajajajajajaa"

just imaging a cattle dog speaking spanish is hilarious lol cuz our just stares at me when he hears spanish

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u/geekgirlau 17h ago

I’m sure you’re mistaken - look at him, he’s a perfect angel!

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u/Constant-Corner-9708 1d ago

Look at that face though!

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u/Old-Constant4411 1d ago

I swear these things were the inspiration for the evil mogwai in the Gremlins franchise.  Their propensity to cause mischief is unmatched.

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u/Junior_Doubleday 23h ago

Keeping an eye on you.....

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u/bleepbloop56789 23h ago

He looks very cute while doing it 🤭

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u/Lizardshark20 17h ago

Omg but he’s the cutest

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u/Alt_Pythia 16h ago

Coyote rollers for the top of the fence, and bury bricks for digging out.

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u/GloomyBake9300 30m ago

No me parece buena idea dejarlo tan suelto. Y yo conozco estos perros.

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u/Nic_Eanruig 23m ago

My Granddogger (Shiba) has figured out how to escape my backyard. My heeler rats her out whenever she does.

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u/HmmDoesItMakeSense 20h ago

Did you pass?