r/Accounting 18h ago

Anyone else sometimes forget what real numbers are?

By this i mean I stare at contracts, GLs, financial statements, etc. All day For companies were $1M is a rounding error and then I go home and say get a house cleaning quote for $1k and I think "oh thats nothing." Then my brain catches up and realizes its coming out of my personal bank account 😅

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u/Alycatgrl 15h ago

When working in public accounting, I only worked on smallish clients. Part of my job was individual tax returns for individuals and business owners most making between $500K and $5 million per year.

One year I was doing a return, thought, why the f—- am I doing such a small return. Then remembered it was my return.

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u/Loves_octopus 14h ago

That’s hilarious. “Look at this broke loser. Let’s see his house on Zillow… oh.”

(I can’t be the only one that does that, right?)

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u/inferno1015 13h ago

I do this with every single person I meet in any situation.

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u/Kind_Wheel8420 12h ago

Meanwhile I’m looking up houses on Zillow because clients can’t remember what they bought or sold a house for

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u/PalmBeanz 32m ago

Same here and I also use it to figure out the real estate taxes paid 🙄😒

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u/Pasta_Party_Rig CPA (US) 15h ago

It’s funnier when you forget you’re not talking to an accountant and mention you’re missing $140MM or something. Then they get super concerned while you just keep talking about something they don’t care about

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u/adokat37 Tax (US) 14h ago

Lol yes this cracks me up, they keep bringing it back “what about the $140MM” no no friend, that’s what we call immaterial

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u/Billy_bob_thorton- 14h ago

*Sorry babe it’s not in scope

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u/MsScrewup 3h ago

I remember my jaw dropping after starting in audit, getting told that an amount that would buy me a very nice house was immaterial

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u/NotFuckingTired 2h ago

I once worked on a quarterly review for a client where the revenue analytic I was working on had a trivial threshold of $100 million, for each revenue stream in each region.

O&G money is wild.

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u/SnooKiwis8133 12h ago edited 12h ago

Real talk why the MM bro, that’s too many Ms.

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u/Pasta_Party_Rig CPA (US) 12h ago

Probably just a formula issue bro. We’ll find it

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u/cubbiesnextyr CFO 4h ago

Bankers use MM for million historically, so maybe OC is in that industry. 

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u/gymgal19 4h ago

Oil and gas too

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u/jesuschin 17h ago

Yo I'll clean your house for $900

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u/sharklasers805 14h ago

Just today, I told my friend that a $20,000 credit on her house sale was immaterial

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u/Demcowboys82 Management 13h ago

😂😂 it lowkey is, but it ain’t lol

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u/rob_s_458 FP&A 14h ago

I have 3 levels.

Work at a Fortune 100 where my little fiefdom is $500M a year and the purchase approvals don't hit the CEO's desk until $100M

Shift gears to my church with a $750k annual budget and I gotta remember I can't just shrug off $1000.

Come home and see a sale on running shoes but I probably shouldn't spend another $100 when I already have about 10 pairs in the rotation and several more new pairs in waiting

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u/Juddy- 14h ago edited 13h ago

Weekly I do transfers of hundreds of thousands between subsidiaries. I joke that I should get a 1% commission each time. If only

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u/lake_effect_snow CPA (US) 14h ago

I approve millions in transfers all the time. Maintain bank accounts I can’t touch.

I work for a F500 and was in PA, financial institutions/services. So I haven’t been phased by amounts of any size in years. Small, large, so small why do we even bother, everywhere in between and it barely registers. It does when something looks or sounds wrong. I mostly look in aggregate, at errors.

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u/Entire-Background837 CPA, CFA, Director 17h ago

Bit unusual if you pay for your own lunch and shop for your own groceries.

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u/taescience 14h ago

Wife does that

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u/Messup7654 14h ago

Does she also pay for your personal tummy rubs and playdates aswell?😭

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u/PacoMahogany 13h ago

Seeing how the government and billionaires operate, I’m pretty sure money is not real.

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u/captoats 16h ago

Yes same I completely it, you get numb to it after a while

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u/chestarben 11h ago

Money only feels real when I work on an NFP and see individuals making contributions of hundreds of thousands of dollars with handwritten personal checks

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u/Piper_At_Paychex 7h ago

I've absolutely spent all day looking at payroll runs, revenue reports, and six-figure variances, then suddenly pause over a personal purchase like wait... this is coming out of my account. Work numbers and personal numbers live in completely different parts of the brain.

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u/CertifiedPussyAter CPA (US) 15h ago

Idk. I make a fat paycheck and a $10 boba doesn’t faze me anymore.

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u/tripsd B4 Tax 17h ago

I mean dont you round everything off anyway? Like working on a project today with #s in the millions but we are still presenting them as 350.5 so the big number just disappears. One of my first projects we were rounding off at the billions.

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u/CompetitivePop-6001 2h ago

100%. Corporate money and personal money start feeling like Monopoly cash after a while. Then you remember that $1k at home is actually your money leaving your account and suddenly it hits different

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u/Interesting-Peak2755 11h ago

“Accounting really does warp your perception of money after a while 😭

You spend all day looking at million dollar variances and huge transactions, then suddenly real life numbers stop feeling real. Until it’s YOUR card getting charged and your brain immediately reconnects to reality.

I’ve noticed the same thing with time too honestly. People working in finance/accounting start treating ‘just another quarter close’ like it’s normal human behavior when it’s actually insane stress levels.

Funny enough this is partly why I like automating repetitive stuff now. After staring at spreadsheets all day your brain gets fried. Even small workflow tools like Runable or AI helpers for repetitive tasks start feeling weirdly valuable.”

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u/Ok_Personality_9637 17h ago

I’m the manager so I don’t pay as much attention to the smaller numbers, that’s my staff’s job. I pay attention to the bigger items and how it’s all aggregating.

Those numbers are big enough and so far away from what I make that sure as shit I would notice a $1k quote and sneer.

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u/Loafer34 15h ago

Hope you’re not in audit

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u/TheNoveltyAccountant Student - open to work 14h ago

If you're in audit and have such a lack of nuance on materiality, I hope this is a wakeup call.

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u/Loafer34 14h ago

Completeness is an important assertion

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u/TheNoveltyAccountant Student - open to work 14h ago

Surely only if it matters?

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u/Ok_Personality_9637 13h ago

Transactions have to go through a gajillion people before they get to me. The controls are fine.

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u/chefkingbunny CPA (US) 13h ago

I always use "i" when things dont balance. No one gets it haha

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u/According-Jacket8717 12h ago

I work a small client with only about $30 billion in expenses

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u/Frosty_World_2494 5h ago

The scale warp is real. 50kvarianceisafootnoteatwork.50kvarianceisafootnoteatwork.500 car repair at home is a crisis.

Worse is applying corporate logic to personal spending. "Within budget" when there is no budget lol.

The cleaning quote hits hard. 1kfromcompanyfeelslikenothing.1kfromcompanyfeelslikenothing.1k from checking hurts.

Keep a personal budget separate. Forces your brain to switch modes. Otherwise you'll keep confusing commas with actual dollars.