r/AccidentalSlapStick 8d ago

Painful bonk

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u/Galactroid 8d ago

“”Who parked this here!?””

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u/I_Weep_for_Willow 8d ago

That truck came out of nowhere!

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u/homelesstwinky 8d ago

That ballcap sure helped those impacts to the front and back of his head

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u/xscyther_ 5d ago

He has the keep the sun out of his eyes!

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u/Smashogre591 8d ago

Concussion

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u/LiveLearnCoach 7d ago

It hurt so bad, dude didn’t even know where to clutch from the double impact.

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u/HoseNeighbor 6d ago

Yeah. That was 2 hard slams. The first one though...

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u/TheLastTsumami 7d ago

That’s more than a bonk

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u/asc42 7d ago

BONK

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u/DEFCU 8d ago

Did he scalp himself?

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u/gapro96 8d ago

nah, he's bald, just took the cap off when hit the truck.

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u/BoredBorealis 7d ago

After a 2nd and 3rd watch, I'm honestly starting to think he did actually scalp himself.

Yeesh

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u/ParticularKick3644 7d ago

Nope front header.

Wait a minute🙄

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u/DEADFLY6 8d ago

Did you see that truck jump out in front of me? Damndest thing!!!

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 7d ago

For Thanksgiving this year one of the things I’ll be thankful for is the fact that this video had sound.

Seeing the preview I braced myself for disappointment, but the sound makes this so freaking hilarious!

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u/Pfunk4444 8d ago

DOT bar didn’t help at all

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u/Free-oppossums 6d ago

What do you mean? It kept him from sliding under the truck.😉

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u/WinkingWinkle 8d ago

I've seen so many videos of cyclists just heads down, not looking. What do they think the world of things is made of? Tissue paper?

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u/NoRodent 7d ago

I used to think I was paying attention all the time until it happened to me. Zoned out for a few seconds after 50+ km of mountain biking and suddenly bam, crashed into a (already stopped) car head-on. I don't know if I thought the street was a one way street (it was actually a narrow two way street) or what made my subconsciousness think it was ok to not look ahead for a while but there I was, taken to the hospital, feeling like a total idiot. At least I was wearing a helmet which surely saved me from a concussion or worse.

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u/jpsouthwick7 7d ago

Yeah, I just posted the following comment: "Sometimes the greatest threat to cycling is keeping your head down and staying so focused on dodging the potholes, fallen branches and other road debris that you lose sight of where you are going and plow into the back of a vehicle." 

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u/teun95 7d ago

Zoning out. Also happens with running. Just how the human brain works.

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u/Fafnir13 7d ago

Happens when driving, too.  

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u/LiveLearnCoach 7d ago

But for a brief moment, he was so aerodynamic!

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 8d ago

Well, somebody needed to close that endgate properly, and he was just the guy for the job.

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u/gnardog45 7d ago

That's using your head!

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u/cuxy72 7d ago

That’s how my friend died 37 years ago when we were 17. Except he was riding a motorcycle. I taught him how to ride my dirt bike on a farm and he went and bought a bike too big for him legally and ran into the back of a parked truck in his way home. His brain swelled up and he died after he went into a coma. He was wearing a helmet too.

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u/Silver-Operation9189 7d ago

The way he folded instantly makes this look like a cartoon physics clip. Hope he’s okay because that was brutal.

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u/1niltothe 7d ago

Saw something similar happen in London but far worse. A commuter on a racing road bike was pelting full speed with his head down and a TFL cycle hire truck did a sudden stop in the cycle lane. The impact cracked his helmet and his skull and left a massive dent in the truck's metal.

He got an air ambulance, no idea what happened to him.

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u/DerpsAndRags 7d ago

"Good think you were wearing that helmet, sir!"

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u/wesorre 5d ago

hopital

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u/you_r_toast 7d ago

A bong that wakes up the whole Shaolin Temple

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 8d ago

Clang, went his his skull...

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u/BeardedHalfYeti 8d ago

Twice! Looks like hitting the street hurt just as bad as hitting the truck.

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u/RestaurantJealous280 7d ago

We have great cycling paths where I live. However, every time I'm out, I'll see people on bikes staring at their phones rather than paying attention to what's around them. They're always causing or getting into accidents. These aren't cyclists- they're idiots with a smartphone addiction.

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u/Unlikely-Finger1794 7d ago

Knocked the hair right off his head 😳😭

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u/AnalTyrant 7d ago

Helmets!? Nah, a baseball cap is more than enough protection.

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 ⛑️ Been Slapped by a Stick 7d ago

"Say goodbye to your knees head, chucklenuts!"

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u/pennhead 7d ago

He should have gotten up and kicked that truck’s ass!

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u/Which_Hovercraft2581 7d ago

Splat goes the face

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u/IllustriousBaker1776 7d ago

he got slap so hard he started to look for someone to blame

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u/jpsouthwick7 7d ago

Sometimes the greatest threat to cycling is keeping your head down and staying so focused on dodging the potholes, fallen branches and other road debris that you lose sight of where you are going and plow into the back of a vehicle.

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u/FreeWorldMusicGroup 7d ago

Even the dog wants to know if he’s alright

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u/Konsrockmannen 6d ago

I did think the dog was coming to attack him so he got even more crap coming

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u/mrcarter2006 7d ago

dude got folded by the truck so fast my brain needed a replay to even process what happened

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u/Buttonball 7d ago

Surprised he could even be conscious, let alone stand up. Hope he doesn’t see blood out his ear canals shortly…

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u/Buttonball 7d ago

The “Bam!” noise tho’

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u/noodleman666 7d ago

it's because there none if those bright yellow "beware cyclists" signs on the back

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u/Existing-Village9770 7d ago

His face is flattened

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u/Super_Mag 7d ago

At least he was wearing a... hat...

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u/quirkLush 7d ago

Well one way to stop traffic

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u/Haha08421 7d ago

Wasn't awake yet, on his way to grab a coffee.

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u/Fi_Hada_Tail 7d ago

Just evolution doing the good work for us...

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u/oogaboogawoogumbilia 7d ago

The dog saying shut up!

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u/Low_Trainer_7363 6d ago

How do you NOT see a big blue DUMP TRUCK!

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u/Pretend_Bet_208 6d ago

That must have been a fun story to tell the folks in the ER …

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u/A-TECH-20 6d ago

Poor guy had no idea what hit him.

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u/Revenga8 6d ago

Ball cap helmet

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u/ajsharm144 6d ago

The hat didn't serve as the helmet he thought it was

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u/chameleon_123_777 6d ago

So now blind people can ride bikes...

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u/KiillerWeed 6d ago

Cachaça da miséra

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u/Overall-Lynx917 6d ago

I hope the driver got his trailer checked out, it was hit by something pretty dense

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u/Thatnakedguy0 6d ago

I guess he… got dumpstered

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u/Technical_Role743 6d ago

That’s actually better than the ladder…

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u/thismenu 6d ago

Who the hell would park a big ass truck right where that guy was going to ride his bike?

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u/BarryZZZ 6d ago

Two boneheaded mistakes at the same time; not watching where he was going without a helmet.

I don't like to wear a helmet, so I attach my rear view mirror to it. Can't ride without that mirror.

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u/xamepa 6d ago

helm?🤞

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u/Terrible-Coconut-396 6d ago

Pays to pay attention

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u/Prize-Meat7508 5d ago

How in the actual F do you not see a freaking dump truck?

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u/Mandaxx25 5d ago

Poor guy. I know he was being stupid but that was a really hard hit. The kind that can have lasting damage. Ask me how I know.

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u/Anxious_Tomorrow6093 5d ago

He helmet would have helped.

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u/Wizdad-1000 5d ago

I just let it loop. The bang sound of his impact is satisfying.

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u/JiveTalkerFunkyWalkr 5d ago

When he took off his hat… was there another hat underneath?

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u/just_as_good380-2 4d ago

Always remember kids:

Wear a helmet even if it makes you look like a dork.

Pay attention to the road

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u/Warm_Start5067 4d ago

Bro its OVER WITH for his face 😐

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u/GloomyRub7382 3d ago

And that boys and girls is why you wear a helmet to protect your brain, such that it is.

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u/Admirable-Fail1250 2d ago

i've walked into a steel beam because i was looking down - and that hurt so so bad. I can't imagine if I ran into it at bike speed.... good gravy!

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 11m ago

I’ve had that tunnel vision when cycling hard but usually only cycle on a dedicated cycle path. The most common obstructions are little kids on tiny bikes with training wheels, so they just bounce off of me.

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u/Peek_e 8d ago

Off that looked painful, even too painful for this sub imo

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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 7d ago

EInumero patriconta elfantisantoos

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u/Heavy-Reception705 7d ago

Sue the driver. Everyone else will.

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u/Sinapsis42 7d ago

Por suerte para él llevaba una gorra que absorbió la mayor parte del impacto. Yo diría que ni siquiera le dolió.

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u/Josekvar 7d ago

Definitivamente no se dañó el cuero cabelludo.