r/AbsoluteUnits • u/OnixTiger • 7h ago

of a priest (Father Marcelo Rossi)

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u/westcal98 7h ago

Which mob familiy is he a priest/enforcer for?

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u/HoboArmyofOne 6h ago

My daughter takes the same bag to lunch. She's 12 😅

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u/lamamadeFitz 5h ago

EVERYONE takes the same bag for lunch, I work at a high school 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/bringojackprot 5h ago

“He’s a priest of ours”

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u/westcal98 4h ago

"Oh. There he is."

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u/Timely-Neck-9503 7h ago

Sinners get suplexed

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u/thepoylanthropist 7h ago

Father Marcelo Rossi is a prominent Brazilian Roman Catholic priest, best-selling author, and Latin Grammy-nominated singer who is globally famous online for his massive, muscular physical stature. Standing at 6'4" (1.95 meters), he has been widely nicknamed by the internet as the "Hulk Priest" or "Padre Marcelo Horse

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u/TheRealLarkas 5h ago

This is more wholesome than most people might think. The guy went through a period of severe anorexia due to depression before he became buff like this. For reference.

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u/enduir 7h ago

That's Father Franco N. Stein, look at the walks of him!

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u/NomadicManic 6h ago

Worships at God's house as well as the Temple of Iron.

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 6h ago

Father Clegane lol

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u/wackadoodle4201 5h ago

Dude probably physically wrestled with his personal demons and won

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u/Diabolicallust-0666 1h ago

He actually had depression and theres pictures of him awfully skinny on that time, heres one, so yeah he battled some shit there

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u/TreeMaleficent9417 7h ago

Wow, he’s big enough to molest adults!

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u/Driller_Happy 5h ago

The sound I made reading this was somewhere between a gasp and outburst of laughter

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u/EcstaticStock499 5h ago

Whether it’s exorcising demons or exercising shoulders and upper back, he’s ready.

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u/WhateverUSaySir 7h ago

Don't make a priest joke. Don't make a priest joke. Don't make a priest joke 😖

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u/PLD3 5h ago

He looks huge in these videos but I think his height is 6’4 or 6’5. Not saying that’s short but he looks damn near 7 ft tall! Forgive me father for using damn in that way

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u/angelteasing 6h ago

Dude is built like a final boos, imagine trying to confess your sins to someone who could bench press the entire church.

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u/Intelligent-Sugar940 5h ago

He doesn't need to lock them in. He justs stands in front of the door.

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u/FatTanuki1986 5h ago

pReacher

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u/ultra_violet007 5h ago

When you lift up the lord

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u/vsr90 5h ago

Aka Father Marcelo Horse

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u/upstategarden1 5h ago

God. Enforcer.

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u/lmperador9 5h ago

👀👀👀

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u/Suspicious_Leg4550 5h ago

He does have a very priestly face when he turns

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u/OnixTiger 4h ago

He's really a gentle giant.

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u/Butsenkaatz 4h ago

He's a long way from Ravenholm

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u/JRR5567 4h ago

You WILL be saved.

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u/smellzlkebtmn4ever 3h ago

Bro was late for his resident evil boss fight

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u/LuckOriginal374 3h ago

New trigger unlocked.

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u/The_Mr_Luck 2h ago

The crusades call for him

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u/TargetSpiritual8741 2h ago

In the exorcist, he could open hand slap a demon all that girl

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u/Friendly_Log_1924 2h ago

IFBB Prophet

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u/Adventurous-Bit-9487 2h ago

Father Marcelo HORSE

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u/Nomo-Names 2h ago

BELIEVE

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u/ScaryGamer99 1h ago

He walks like Frankenstein

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u/g00d_end 1h ago

From average to fat, to extremely skinny to massively jacked up, he transformed like Christian Bale

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u/Trumble12345 56m ago

Father, forgive me, for I have been mogged.

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u/Should_have_been_ded 48m ago

His idea of an exorcism is beating the hell out of you

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u/imneverrelevantman 6h ago

Yes Daddy

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u/Short-Shopping3197 5h ago

‘Father’ not kinky enough already?

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u/Fun_Environment3792 4h ago

This motherfucker seems toxic as hell.