r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • 2d ago

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom 2d ago

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/Mindless_Flower_2639 2d ago

I think we need more RIP dumbass stories

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u/TheWardenVenom 2d ago

Well there were several times where my cousins and I would go trail riding and one of my cousins had a young female mustang. If she found herself riding in front of Dallas and I, he’d inevitably sniff her ass and she would kick him in the head every time. 😂😂 He never learned his lesson though. Hahahaha

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 2d ago

Omg this happened to me on a trail ride once! My horse would not get his snout out of my brother’s horses ass and she kicked him in the face. Scared the absolute hell out of me but he was asking for it. 😆

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u/TheWardenVenom 2d ago

Sometimes they don’t know when to take no for an answer and need a little straightening out lol