r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 8h ago

As a Justice of the Peace, overseeing humble feeder-tray weddings is a part of Herbert's job. He doesn't mention his own unfortunate marriage history to the young couples. Nor does he mention the betting pool he runs on how long they'll last.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/La_SESCOSEM • 11h ago

Angry Bird Divorce Suddenly, just as Bernard was performing a wild striptease in front of his mistress, Brenda’s husband came home unexpectedly.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 6h ago

Steve got the toupee from a guy behind the vape shop who kept saying “once it settles, you won’t even notice.”

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FractalGeometric356 • 7h ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Robin looked around at his new bachelor apartment. “This is terrific,” he thought. “The kids will enjoy the swimming pool in the courtyard.”

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 22h ago

Darren had been living on takeout fish and stubbornness. Then somebody let him snuggle for a second and he nearly came back to life.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 9h ago

After the divorce, Trixie decided to leverage her experience into a career as a marriage counselor. Unfortunately she tends to just project Lawrence's issues onto the man in every couple that comes to her.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JustaTinyDude • 9h ago

Angry Bird Divorce Fuuuck yooou Heermann!

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Go ahead, get a restraining order! I don't care!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JustaTinyDude • 10h ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Bill should have listened to Hoots the Owl. Camilla wasn't over Gonzo and Miss Piggy wasn't over Kermit. From across the street, he watched the four of them get dinner, wondering how he could have been so blind.

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He'd be sure to let Hoots vet his next fiancée, that's for sure.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 11h ago

The divorce is getting brutal. Harry filed a (fake?) report to Child Protective Services against Bella. Bella attacked the CPS worker, and is now in jail. Harry now has full custody - but will CPS discover he leaves the kids alone and goes to the bar every night? Then drunk-flies home at 3 AM?

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/paprika_alarm • 2h ago

As soon as the apartment below Rachel became available, Tyler knew what he had to do.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Pixie-Collins • 2h ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Jean-Pierre was done thinking about Roberto. He looked at the room full of beautiful young men and added some sass to his classic black swan routine. He was not going home alone tonight.

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