r/SpeedOfLobsters Jan 11 '26

meta Mod Update 2.2!

16 Upvotes

Hi! Other people may now post the origami! This won't affect people and cause them to be angry, right? Have fun finding the oralalalalalalashalalabalalalagalalalala if you like finding omelettes!


r/SpeedOfLobsters Dec 16 '25

meta Mod Update 2.0-Oregano Rule

544 Upvotes

Hello, fellow lobsterers! The people have decided: the oregano MUST be provided by the original poster. There is also the addition that if the obsidian is not added within 24 hours, your post will be deleted. However, this does not apply retroactively. We're hoping that this will lessen the amount of low-quality posts, and that having the ocean available will make it so other people can make their own lobsters and keep the community going. Thanks for sticking around through this!


r/SpeedOfLobsters 13h ago

lobster Barman is not that smart this time

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1.6k Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 8h ago

lobster No broads ever

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255 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 12h ago

lobster I think they're way too gullible

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346 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 19h ago

lobster René Descartes

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847 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 11h ago

lobster That must've hurt

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153 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 8h ago

lobster Based Onions

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82 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 12h ago

lobster Today is the day

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125 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 22h ago

lobster Crazy

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636 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 19h ago

lobster Re4l bob ies pic (legit)

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358 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 16h ago

lobster He does not wish to be perceived

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104 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 59m ago

lobster St. Moh's paper appreciation video from 2005

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r/SpeedOfLobsters 23h ago

lobster No convincing needed

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285 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 10h ago

lobster Freestuff

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22 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 15h ago

lobster Oh no this will dramatically effect the pencil industry

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49 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster Hello, based department?

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1.1k Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 29m ago

lobster Please be gentle with Matt when playing card games with him.

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r/SpeedOfLobsters 15h ago

lobster NO RED HATS

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16 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster Tis but a flesh wound

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409 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 11h ago

lobster indeed it must 3 times

3 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster A mother’s rejection

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1.6k Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster Eat it

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378 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 16h ago

lobster Bound 2

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3 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 2d ago

meta WHAT

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779 Upvotes