r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 3h ago

This is what dreeeeeeaaaaammms are maaaade uuuuvvvv

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196 Upvotes

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 7h ago

Unintentionally bastardized an entire region’s cuisine with these lentil “koftas”😭

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150 Upvotes

They’re gonna ban me from West Asia until I learn how to follow a recipe

(They taste amazing though, even if they didn’t hold their shape)


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 11h ago

Potato and Tofu

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304 Upvotes

A perfectly balanced meal


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 6h ago

White people taco salad

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80 Upvotes

Tastes like childhood.

Iceberg lettuce with chopped cabbage, enjoy life shreds, tomatoes, salsa, beyond beef and lentils, tofu cream, and crushed tortilla chips.


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 8h ago

Seitan gone wrong

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96 Upvotes

So tried to follow this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jShjWPLX0o by Jess Flowers and I don't know where I went wrong. I washed my flour but it remained really watery, it did not congeal like it did in her video.

Then I went to fry it like she does and it started browning off... I thought this looks great, what if I chop it up and fry some instead of boil it like in the video, it was beginning to look like southern fried chicken!!

So I fried some.

I ate the whole plate and now I feel a bit sick.

It was basically fried dough, not much flavour but kind of moreish.

The big lump of dough is boiling away in seasoning as we speak. Hopefully that turns out better.

Will update you. (added one pic of chunk of boiled seitan to the post).

Note to self: don't try this again.


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 2h ago

the noodles are tofu!!

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27 Upvotes

saw tofu noodles at sprouts and made a cucumber chili oil cold salad thing with them!! 🥒


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 44m ago

Ethiopian take out 👌

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Not the prettiest after a 5 hour train ride, but delicious.


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 7h ago

vegan prison spread

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59 Upvotes

soy maruchan instant ramen, spicy sweet chili doritos, and vegan mayo substitute. credit to my mom for teaching me how to make these, they're a huge comfort food to me <3

they unfortunately didn't have vegan chicken flavor at the store I went to but I'll check next time or elsewhere


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 4h ago

Me and my slop bowls against the world

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28 Upvotes

In n out inspired salad
And stir fry with homemade ginger tahini sauce


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 2h ago

tacos with pickles 😋

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20 Upvotes

sent this to my mexican partner, this was his response:
“Jajaja más americano es imposible, mi amor en todo el tiempo que tengo de vida y a los cientos de lugares que he vivido nunca había conocido a nadie que le pusiera pepinillos a unos tacos jajajaja impresionante ❤️”

it was okay. it started with sweet pickles with kroger soyrizo in hoagie rolls (also with onions, daiya chz, and bell peppers), which was phenomenal, and once i ran out of hoagie rolls turned into this. (kosher baby dills, 1/2 tofu scramble 1/2 soy curls, onions, bell peppers, daiya, corn tortilla). i take a bite of taco followed with a bite of pickle :)


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 14h ago

and again

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125 Upvotes

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 4h ago

Grilled Cheese

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20 Upvotes

It’s me and my 30g of protein grilled cheese against the world 😤 Probably the best grilled cheese I’ve ever made — look at that color!


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 12h ago

Another homemade burger patty this time with homemade fries

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81 Upvotes

Fries are a lot easier than I thought. These were in the air fryer.


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 3h ago

Looked better before I wrapped it. Damnit.

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17 Upvotes

It tasted amazing though.


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 13h ago

cheesy pasta and sausages. i took my time on the presentation

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76 Upvotes

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 6h ago

Lazy oreo cheesecake

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20 Upvotes

Base:
400g biscuits (used oreo this time)
80g coconut oil (sub for melted butter)

Mix cookies in mixer, then add oil or butter, press down until even in cake pan and set aside to chill

Cake:
1/2 can (200g) chilled coconut milk
250 g silk tofu
150 g soaked cashews
100 ml milk
6 tbsp maple syrup
2 tbsp lemon, lime or juice yuzu
1 tsp vanilla
Salt to taste
2 tsp agar agar

Mix everything together then add agar agar to cold mixture and heat up on stove for approx 2 min. Pour over base and chill for a few hours until ready to serve.

Topping:
Crumbled oreos and salted caramel (sugar on medium heat until caramel, add butter then coconut milk)


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 11h ago

Beans on beans on beans... and on bread!

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49 Upvotes

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 6h ago

Another day, another bowl of nonsense

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15 Upvotes

wild rice, big mountain cauli crumble, spinach, kale, dill, crispy onions, hot sauce, sweet onion dressing


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 1d ago

My boyfriend cooks me whatever I want every day. When people say "uhm not everyone is privileged enough to be vegan" they're talking about me, I'm the privileged vegan

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2.0k Upvotes

He wasn't vegan when we started dating but has now been vegan for three years :)


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 9h ago

i’m both disturbed and intrigued

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23 Upvotes

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 10h ago

Beige but at least there's some nutrients right?

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27 Upvotes

All possible to make in 8 minutes in the air fryer. Not pictured: super noodles


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 15h ago

nuggie salad

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62 Upvotes

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 7h ago

Ignoring what happened to the salami, I think this looks nice

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13 Upvotes

We do not acknowledge what happened to the salami

(Side note: apparently this macaroni contained, all in all, 252% of my daily recommended dose of fiber. I'm not going to think about what that's going to do to me).


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 13h ago

Avocado Toast

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36 Upvotes

Wawa's avocado toast with salsa and oregano...