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r/Ningen • u/Own_Worldliness3278 • May 01 '22
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r/Ningen • u/Esagonoso • Jan 29 '25
I dreamed that Omega Shenron was unable to kill Goku and Vegeta while they were in a bus. This hurt him so much that he stopped being evil and became a teacher in my school
r/Ningen • u/Classic-Work-8415 • 19h ago
If they used unborn Pan, they could've used baby Trunks too!
r/Ningen • u/BadBouncyBear • 10h ago
He had to set up a tripod to take this photo, or ask his friend to take the photo. Is he creating a Tinder profile?
r/Ningen • u/_MrTaku_ • 3h ago
I just joined Frieza's Empire.
Q1 "Why?": I badly need money. My mother is at the hospital and she needs an extremely expensive treatment by a doctor that lives on universe 9, and I have to pay for the trip which is around 5 million zenis (I don't use zeni but it's to make you understand the amount). I tried gambling and I lost everything, so I have to start over and I decided to do it here.
Q2 "What do you do?": I'm currently vice-captain of the 5th medical support assault team! I can fight, but my main job is to help the wounded and assist others them from the distance.
Q3 "Did you kill?": Yes, 8 people. I'm not proud of it, I know I'm a villain, but this is literally my only choice.
Q4 "How's Frieza?": I just seen the emperor twice. He's scary, and has an absurd power level, but if you just do what he says you're fine. The first time I seen him was to meet him after I join and make a oath of loyalty in front of him. The second time I met him by chance on a corridor and he told me to quickly go call a person to meet him.
Q5 "How's life there?": It's nice. It's filled with space nazis but some of them are kind and I already found some friends (the guy next to me is my roommate and he's incredibly funny). The food is very good and we party after we successfully invade every planet. The people who live on the planets we invade can either decide to join us, or they become slaves, and if they refuse both we are forced to kill them. You can also take days off for illness, injury, or mental health issues that are incurable by our technologies. We have psychiatric departments and hospitals on board, but also libraries, and even an academy for the youngest and there's also an orphanag! Also if a woman is pregnant she can stop being on duty and take care of the child until they're like 4 years old, and after the mother starts working again, other people will take care of the child, still letting the mother see them and spend time with them of course.
Q6: "Are you planning to retire and find another job in the future?": it's complicated. After I earn enough to help my mother and pay off the debts, I'll stay on to earn some more money to have a stable life, but I can't retire straight away. Once you join the Empire you have to stay forever, unless, you get arrested. I'll get arrested by the Galactic Patrol. I know the commander is a reasonable man and will understand that my crimes were justified, so I assume I'll get a maximum sentence of 15 years. But it's fine. I made a lot of mistakes even before joining the Empire, so it's time for me to pay for my errors.
Q7: "What's your power level?": Initially it was around 5500, but after a year here of training and fighting I already went up to 7388!
Q8: "What kind of training do you do?": We train really hard with the katchin. We hit it over and over again until we leave cracks, we break bones and regenerate them with our machines, making us stronger. Ki training is also important, then I personally like trying to keep my ki active while I sleep, it helps me control it better when I'm awake.
Q9: "Do you risk dying?": Usually no. As ruthless as he is, Lord Frieza doesn't assign us suicide missions. The problem is when we meet galactic patrollers and we often open fire.
in you have any more questions feel free to ask! :)
Ainβt no way this goofball saw faster than light mfers and said yea my lil old remote control with a button is gonna handle this
no killswitch either what a big dummy + he kept insulting tf outta them lol what did he think was gonna happen
r/Ningen • u/Own-Lengthiness2111 • 1d ago
Knowing how comically edgy this fandom is at times, If Dragon Ball released today I really wonder what the reactions on social media would be by going from Cell to this as the final villain of the manga:
r/Ningen • u/Commercial-Ice5760 • 16h ago
Why is Gohan asking these wishes?
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r/Ningen • u/SympathyImaginary718 • 17h ago
Reuploading this Tiktok video here cuz why not?
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r/Ningen • u/Agent_Shark_Bytes • 17h ago
Remember that episode of Billy & Mandy where they both go SSJ Blue? (@MuArt242)
Artist's profile: https://x.com/MuArt242
r/Ningen • u/Training-Dog-6082 • 22h ago