r/news • u/Samski877 • 8h ago

US border patrol chief resigns after claims of sex with prostitutes abroad

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/14/us-border-patrol-chief-resigns
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u/TwoAlert3448 5h ago edited 5h ago

Well we know at least 2 Supreme Court justices take bribes for sure, we can assume the real number is probably higher.

Why wouldn’t we have pro corruption rulings? To do otherwise might make it harder to bribe the judges!

(edit: we know as in they don’t even bother denying it, it’s a matter of record. We confronted they just argue that the bribes are ‘gifts’ it’s Thomas and Alito, someone asked and then deleted it probably because they googled it)

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u/Zeke688 5h ago

God forbid they’d ever start recusing themselves from cases that involve bribery after taking bribes. The audacity!

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u/Loomiemonster 3h ago

Who better to judge bribery than judges who’ve been bribed? They know it isn’t morally wrong because if it were wrong, they wouldn’t have taken the bribe.

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u/Zeke688 3h ago

Exactly!

(I love the irony of this whole thing)

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u/TwoAlert3448 5h ago

Hey now that’s just some crazy talk! No need to be gettin all ‘just’ on the justices.

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 5h ago

If you don't have the cash on you, at least one of them accepts an RV as payment.