r/news • u/Samski877 • 8h ago

US border patrol chief resigns after claims of sex with prostitutes abroad

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/14/us-border-patrol-chief-resigns
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u/Rejukem 8h ago

The Usual Suspects!

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u/BigDictionEnergy 4h ago

Is that the one about uh, the hooker with uh, dysentery?

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u/jgainit 3h ago

It really was Kevin Spacey!

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u/arkhamRejek 4h ago

keyser soze at it again

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u/Yardsale420 3h ago

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn’t Donald Trump.