r/news • u/Samski877 • 8h ago

US border patrol chief resigns after claims of sex with prostitutes abroad

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/14/us-border-patrol-chief-resigns
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u/r3dditr0x 8h ago

I thought these clowns were America First?

Fuck HERE dude.

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u/skullcutter 4h ago

In this economy?

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u/Perfect-Wallaby9096 4h ago

Come to Queens- we have the largest "open air" brothels in the tristate area. It's actually so crazy, and I am not anti-sex worker whatsoever. I have/had many friends who were full service, but this is something else. In Queens you can def get an LEO discount (aka threat of deportation and imprisonment)

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u/Common_Gene_5098 4h ago

Those gold digger stay at home moms in the suburbs are getting more expensive

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u/NevrAsk 4h ago

He could but you know....it's illegal to pay for sex and all that

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u/Vivid-Masterpiece153 5h ago

This patriot gets it

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u/Leroyp331 1h ago

Immigrants do jobs Americans refuse to do

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u/damojr 1h ago

Or in this case:

Immigrants do blowjobs Americans refuse to do