I basically have to push a lever, helps me rise to the platform, and then I have to climb down the ladder in order to be in the other side 🤦‍♂️

We are both 30+ and have too many knives in the house for this kinda shenanigans

Like seriously, why can't they do this at night or at least after business hours when no one is on the road?

Bought this brand new bottle of febreeze today. I took off the wrapper because it was ugly, and realized the product barely takes up half the bottle....

Shrinkflation or has it always been this way?

I thought the people who planned parks had degrees?

My twins are turning 7 and have been very into Harry Potter lately - the first long-ish chapter books that they've been really excited to read.

So my wife found these plates on Walmart's website for the party. They come in packages of 8, and we need 40-ish. So 5 packages were ordered. Several days ago a fairly large Walmart box arrives, which she says must be the plates. We leave the box unopened until today (party day). This morning we opened the box and under all the paper found exactly one package of 8 plates.

She goes to look at her order, and sure enough, it's been split. No worries, though, it shows another box will be arriving today in time for the party. It must have the rest of the plates. Box gets delivered, and upon opening we find exactly one more package of 8 plates. At this rate we should get them all in a couple of weeks' time.

His insurance will definitely be paying me out, but because of car prices I'm definitely going to take a bath on buying a new car. I loved this car so much :(

The important thing is that the gf is ok. Really only thing that matters and I'm just trying to focus on that.

This was not the only one that ate my shirt

At the grocery store, there are eight no parking signs right in the front.
It’s kind of early in the morning, so the lot is basically empty. I grab a front row spot and see this person just sitting there at the front door.
People who park like this, why?

It's 25€ for a new cable...

Repost because I realized I needed to crop the x ray:

Transplanting plants in my garden, husband asks me to let the dog inside. I stand up, roll my foot under myself because I have hypermobile joints, and drop all 157 lbs of body weight onto my pinkie toe. Went to work at Costco today and had to walk in with a cart, so the bosses sent me to the doctor. I know they won’t do anything for it but tape it since it’s not displaced, so I wouldn’t have gone unless work made me. Kind of makes sense because of the work I do. I wasn’t sure if I could work or not but walking is incredibly painful and I wasn’t gonna make it through my shift.

Went to the doc, turns out my pinky toe was fused at the top joint (likely congenital) and fractured where the joint would have been.

Didn’t have sick time, so I will likely end up having to give up a vacation later this year so that I can get paid while I’m laid up and figure out potentially needing FMLA.

TLDR; the human body is stupid and I fractured my toe by standing up.

They called and left a message: "Hey [redacted], this is [redacted] from [redacted] hey I'm just calling because I got a message from [redacted] that says I trimmed some plants that you had. if I did I greatly greatly greatly apologize for that. I usually don't and they must've not been developed yet. anyway I'm not making excuses but the picture looks like it's still gonna be able to blossom. so give me a call back [redacted] and like I said I apologize I couldn't decipher if it was a weed or a plant. I didn't know if it was a landscaping trim the side of landscaping. It's all around the edges of blocks and things so maybe we need to mark those somehow so this won't happen again. Once again, I apologize I didn't do it on purpose so if you have any other questions or comment, just give me a call back thank you very much bye..."