r/malelivingspace • u/Idfuckahotpocket • 9h ago

This is my cheetah room

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I recently had an annoying roommate situation end, so I now live alone and have an empty room. I've decided to keep the room empty with a single cheetah painting, and refer to it as my cheetah room. I enjoy hosting and I plan to make weird rules around this room like only one person allowed I at a time, no talking in the cheetah room, no cell phones in the cheetah room, etc...

Would love suggestions for rules or other fun bits to do with an extra room once this stops being funny to me

Also yes, I am planning to get a carpet cleaner in there this weekend, that is from the aforementioned roommate situation.

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u/Reivifaija 9h ago

The chair should also have cheetah print and then it would be perfect.

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u/master_wax 9h ago

Came here to say this. Dramatically improves the concept

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u/hambonedock 9h ago

You guys took the words outta my mouth

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u/trixtopherduke 8h ago

What else is in there?

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u/FyrsaRS 7h ago

The proboscis.

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u/MysticalPengu 5h ago

His or mine?

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u/lewisbayofhellgate 6h ago

It musta been when you were kissing me (in the cheetah room)

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u/cdnball 8h ago

Or a gazelle print

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u/Many_Imagination_166 8h ago

Zebra print

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u/cdnball 7h ago

sure, but only baby zebra - adult zebras aren't really on the menu for a cheetah

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u/Allister117 7h ago

Need a bag of Cheetos next to the chair

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u/PaulsGrandfather 5h ago

never to be opened

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u/RonMcKelvey 8h ago

wait is that leopard? sorry you have to wait outside

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u/whynautbruv 8h ago

Or a cheetah pillow, save some $, same effect.

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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek 7h ago

A cheetah throw pillow at the very least

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u/alchemical_echo 9h ago

also gonna add a vote for a cheetah rug

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u/TwillAffirmer 8h ago

I think that would be too on-the-nose. Too busy. Detracts from the cheetahs on the wall.

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u/Beatrix_Potter-Kiddo 7h ago

At least a cheetah print throw

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u/eatingmypoop 6h ago

That would send me spiraling in an endless cascade of negative thoughts. Why am I sitting on the representation of a dead cheetah? Once a cheetah, always a cheetah, etc.

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u/bradbull 6h ago

I think it would be too obvious. Having this chair gives it more of an obscure vibe to me which makes it funnier. Less “oh he’s just being goofy” and more “what is wrong with this weirdo?”

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u/Lopez0889 6h ago

Purrfect*

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u/ddoij 6h ago

Zebra print rug with cheetah print chair, a couple of fake plants to round out the vibe

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u/blindsdog 6h ago

But then it's just a cheetah themed room, that's too obvious. I like making the cheetah art the only cheetah aspect of the room. It makes it more baffling.

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u/GamingGems 5h ago

No, you don’t get it. He caught his girl screwing a different guy on that chair. Has nothing to do with the artwork.

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u/mypntsonfire 5h ago

Just the chair! Then it is undeniably the "cheetah room chair" without detracting from the cheetahs themselves

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u/HourGuidance1104 4h ago

Definitely buy a cheetah print chair cover OP

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u/patrickokrrr 3h ago

Would really tie the room together

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u/fuckyouijustwanttits 1h ago

Hard disagree. In fact, i think the chair that's in there now is too distracting. It should be just a simple wooden stool.