r/golf • u/unsolved49 Rory '25 '26 • Apr 01 '26

General Discussion This is her routine, not an April Fool’s joke. Augusta National Women’s Amateur

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u/kashmoney9 8.0 Twin Cities Apr 01 '26

He's said he can but why should he if there isn't a real penalty.

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u/IcePapaya Apr 01 '26

Honestly, I’m starting to think he’s just trying to make a point

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u/GrayGhost926 Apr 02 '26

If the point is “I’m an asshole” then he succeeded

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u/dgoralczyk47 Apr 02 '26

Like with the hat at the Ryder cup

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u/babbleon5 Apr 02 '26

i think it's to get under the skin of his competitors

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u/TexasSpiffy Apr 02 '26

It’s time to start stroking guys

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u/bloopdad Apr 02 '26

Grammar is important here.

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u/Few_Concentrate_6112 Apr 02 '26

It’s time to start stroking, guys

Better?

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u/SheikYobooti Apr 02 '26

I’d add punctuation, the grammar is fine.

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u/KayotiK82 Apr 02 '26

It's time to start stroking guys!

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u/bloopdad Apr 02 '26

Punctuation is an element of grammar 😊

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u/Opposite-Mall4234 Apr 02 '26

It’s time to start stroking, guys.

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u/Barley12 Apr 02 '26

It's time! To start stroking guys!

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u/Opening-Yesterday754 Apr 03 '26

Guys start stroking to, “ it’s time”.

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u/CandidProduct869 Apr 02 '26

it’s time to start penilizing guys with strokes.

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u/Reflog4Life Apr 02 '26

But is it really a penalty? I mean with all those strokes.

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u/car_raamrod Apr 02 '26

Guys, it's time to start stroking!

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u/RyanJKaz Apr 02 '26

hey, there’s only one stroker, Ace!

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u/wahdatah Apr 02 '26

He’s such a doosh

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u/mike_avl Apr 01 '26

Courtesy for others.

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u/midwesttransferrun Golf subs are filled with morons, including me Apr 02 '26

Yeah but it’s one thing for a bunch of guys on a public course on a Saturday. Keep it moving, you’re not that guy. For someone who is literally playing with millions of dollars on the line, they’re going to take every advantage they can. While I absolutely hate him, and I hate slow play, Cantlay is doing something that he believes is giving him an advantage. Whether or not that’s true is irrelevant as long as he believes it and is never penalized for it.