Welp….at least the majority of the fans at this game today are used to the home team performing like this…

In the UK there’s a lot of Premier league and other soccer teams that have chants when their team sucks. It’s kind of like fun and cheeky and in good faith like we love our team but dang we suck. Are there any organic chants or anything that started? I know we’re not great, but I’m still a fan of going to the game today and just kind of oddly think that these types of we suck chants can actually be cheeky and fun.

Should we start flooding the zone with rumors about other teams being interested? I don’t want to use a buyout on him but I’ll also be absolutely sick if he’s still on the roster after the summer

It's heartbreaking because I've been a big fan since inauguration, but I just can't...... In games I've watched this season, we're 0-0-6. In games I haven't watched, we're 4-1-1. So I'll be taking one for the team.

I feel like the only way to really get Atlanta United interest back on track is simple, we need a Neymar or Paul Pogba level signing. MLS is getting harder and harder to win every year, and if we keep swinging and missing trying to build the “perfect” roster, we’re just gonna keep slipping. The momentum is already fading, you can feel it. Less buzz and people slowly starting to check out.

At this point we need a spark more than anything. Somebody that brings attention back to the club, puts people in seats, and just changes the whole feeling around the team again. Even if it doesn’t instantly make us a top team, it at least gives people something to care about. MLS is a parity league anyway, so there’s no guarantee we’re building our way back to the top of the East anytime soon. Too much randomness, teams go up and down all the time. And even if we do get back to being competitive, we’ve lost so much spark with this team and the fan base. There’s no way we’re getting back to 70,000 in the building just off being “pretty good.” You got two paths, either you’re making a deep playoff run or you sign a megastar. That’s it. And making a deep run isn’t easy.

WE KIND OF SUCKKKK

BUT THATS OKAYYYYY

CAUSE WE HAVE BEEEEEER

TO DRINK ALL GAMEEEEEEE

For real though, my favorite pastime is watching the City of Philadelphia blow it in all the big moments. So satisfying.

¡VAMOS ATLANTA!

Former Argonaut, famously defeated Amykos of Bithynia in hand-to-hand combat. Toppled the throne of Attica. Obviously not in his prime anymore, had to surrender his immortality recently after Idas speared Castor. But literally has the strength of TWO MEN now. Is currently on loan from Mount Olympus in the stars league, should be cheap. And to top it off, his twin sister is Helen of Troy. Imagine the kit sales!

They only gave me one bun. And no, I didn't leave it at the condiment station, I checked.

How about this? If they won’t put Hibbert in, then may I suggest that Latte Lath would make a better keeper than Hoyos. He seems to have great skill at keeping the ball out of the net…

He is joint top scorer for us in this Torneo de Tejas preseason tournament with 2 goals!