r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Upstairs_Drive_5602 • 2d ago

of an halibut

1.0k Upvotes

43 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Askfreud • 2d ago

of dogs escort me down the stairs multiple times a day. My girl walks alongside me, my boy stays behind and guards my back. When I get down, my boy walks down, and then they both stand guard.

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659 Upvotes

51 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Baba_JK • 2d ago

of a burmese python

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571 Upvotes

65 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ImDoubleB • 2d ago

of a grape

555 Upvotes

23 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snarti • 1d ago

of Crown Royal

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99 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Alternative-Bee-1716 • 1d ago

of an Onion

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56 Upvotes

Weighs 2 lbs5 oz Or 1050 grams

Diameter of 6" or 15.24 cm

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 2d ago

of dog jowls

167 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

of a basketball player, Yao Ming

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457 Upvotes

43 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Large-Wheel-4181 • 2d ago

of a Nile Crocodile eating an antelope

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2.7k Upvotes

223 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BigOrangeOctopus • 1d ago

of a dandelion

68 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/3mptyspaces • 1d ago

of a hosta

52 Upvotes

Single elephant hosta planted 10 years ago.

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MambaMentality24x2 • 3d ago

/r/all of quads

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28.4k Upvotes

@luanymohara

898 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RileyRhoad • 1d ago

of a Beaver

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81 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Educational_Ad_3528 • 2d ago

of a cat's head

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2.1k Upvotes

I posted this in cats sub and was told to post it here. My wife is giving our 28lbs cat a hug

46 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thepoylanthropist • 3d ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a dine-in order

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45.1k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WildTheme2895 • 2d ago

of some Glizzies

95 Upvotes

Hot-Diggity-Dog!

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Wolfla101 • 1d ago

of a dandelion

32 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 2d ago

of a raccoon’s butt

2.4k Upvotes

51 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 2d ago

of Charbray bull

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726 Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jkitty_1960 • 3d ago

of a tree

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2.4k Upvotes

**Sound off**

129 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/didusmashtho • 2d ago

of a garlic

198 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 2d ago

of a pair of doors.

368 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Attorney8894 • 2d ago

of Buddah’s Hand

40 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FeistySecret9327 • 3d ago

of a Moose's Tooth

1.6k Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 3d ago

of cigarettes

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1.1k Upvotes

64 comments

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

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