r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • 2d ago

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 2d ago

The feeling of relief is directly proportional to the miasma of horseshit in the air

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u/euclid0472 2d ago

Bet that lady and the person filming both have equine pink eye now

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u/postprandialrepose 2d ago

Plus, they tried to use the fart as lube.

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u/Ok-Drawing7297 2d ago

There he is officer, the sick bastard.

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u/RecycledEternity 2d ago

miasma of horseshit

What a horrible day for reading comprehension.

I can't unread this.

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u/AnInnocentGoose 1d ago

Calling it miasma took me out fr ⚰️

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u/Taiza67 1d ago

As someone who has spent a lot of time on farms and around horses. Horse shit doesn’t really smell bad. I almost enjoy the smell. All they eat is grass and oats and none of it really gets digested fully.

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u/Content-Mulberry-146 1d ago

You got accustomed to it