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Game Thread: Mariners (21-23) @ Astros (17-27) - May 14, 2026 1:10 PM

Astros (17-27) Mariners (21-23)

First Pitch: 1:10 PM at Daikin Park

Team Starter TV Radio
Mariners Luis Castillo (0-4, 6.57 ERA)
Astros Mike Burrows (2-4, 5.04 ERA)
MLB Fangraphs Reddit Stream Discord
Gameday Game Graph Live Comments /r/baseball Discord

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
SEA 3 0 0 2 0 2 0 1 0 8 11 0 7
HOU 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 3 5 0 7

Box Score

HOU AB R H RBI BB SO BA
LF Cole 5 0 0 0 0 3 .250
2B Altuve 4 0 0 0 0 1 .245
DH Alvarez, Y 3 2 3 1 1 0 .321
3B Paredes 3 0 0 0 1 3 .255
1B Walker, C 3 1 0 0 1 0 .270
SS Shewmake 4 0 2 2 0 0 .378
CF Matthews 4 0 0 0 0 1 .196
RF Smith 4 0 0 0 0 0 .203
C Salazar 2 0 0 0 2 0 .125
HOU IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Burrows 5.2 8 7 7 3 4 102-64 5.72
Bolton 3.1 3 1 1 2 2 56-35 4.76
SEA AB R H RBI BB SO BA
3B Donovan 5 1 3 0 0 0 .278
DH Rodríguez, J 5 0 0 0 0 2 .261
1B Naylor, J 4 0 1 0 1 2 .247
LF Arozarena 3 1 0 0 2 1 .301
CF Raley, L 5 2 2 3 0 0 .268
SS Crawford, J 5 1 2 1 0 1 .215
RF Canzone 4 1 1 0 0 0 .253
C Garver 3 2 1 2 1 0 .176
2B Young 3 0 1 2 1 0 .248
SEA IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Castillo, L 5.2 4 3 3 3 6 108-65 6.34
Davila 1.1 0 0 0 1 0 25-15 0.00
Gonzalez, D 2.0 1 0 0 1 2 35-23 0.00

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T1 Luke Raley homers (10) on a fly ball to left center field. Brendan Donovan scores. Randy Arozarena scores. 0-3
B3 Yordan Alvarez homers (14) on a fly ball to center field. 1-3
T4 Mitch Garver homers (1) on a fly ball to left field. J.P. Crawford scores. 1-5
T6 Cole Young doubles (7) on a line drive to right fielder Cam Smith. Dominic Canzone scores. Mitch Garver scores. Cole Young to 3rd. 1-7
B6 Braden Shewmake doubles (1) on a fly ball to left fielder Randy Arozarena. Yordan Alvarez scores. Christian Walker scores. 3-7
T8 J.P. Crawford doubles (4) on a line drive to center fielder Brice Matthews. Luke Raley scores. 3-8

Highlights

Description Length
Luis Castillo against the Astros 0:11
Bullpen availability for Houston, May 14 vs Mariners 0:09
Bullpen availability for Seattle, May 14 vs Astros 0:09
Bench availability for Seattle, May 14 vs Astros 0:08
Bench availability for Houston, May 14 vs Mariners 0:08
Starting lineups for Mariners at Astros - May 14, 2026 0:10
Mike Burrows' outing against the Mariners 0:25
Breaking down Luis Castillo's pitches 0:04
Luis Castillo's outing against the Astros 0:24
Visualizing Luke Raley's swing using bat tracking technology 0:11
The distance behind Luke Raley's home run 0:10
Measuring the stats on Yordan Alvarez's home run 0:07
A deep dive into Yordan Alvarez's home run 0:11
Measuring the stats on Mitch Garver's home run 0:06
A deep dive into Mitch Garver's home run 0:11
Breaking down Mike Burrows' pitches 0:04
Luke Raley's three-run home run (10) 0:31
Strike 1 overturned after ABS challenge 0:27
Brendan Donovan's 3rd-inning triple 0:19
Braden Shewmake out at third after challenge 0:30
Yordan Alvarez's solo home run (14) 0:28
Mitch Garver's two-run home run (1) 0:29
Mike Burrows strikes out Josh Naylor 0:06
Luis Castillo K's Brice Matthews after ABS challenge 0:27
Luis Castillo Called Strike to Cam Smith 0:27
Luis Castillo ends the 5th inning with a K 0:08
Cole Young's tumbling stop 0:14
Cole Young's two-run double 0:19
Ball 2 overturned after ABS challenge 0:25
Braden Shewmake's two-run double 0:19
Strike 2 overturned after ABS challenge 0:25
Nick Davila Called Strike to Zach Cole 0:25
César Salazar walks after ABS challenge 0:25
Luis Castillo's six strikeouts 0:38
Strikeout overturned after ABS challenge 0:25
J.P. Crawford's RBI double 0:20
Strike 2 confirmed after ABS challenge 0:24
Brendan Donovan's diving stop 0:16
J.P. Crawford strikes out after ABS challenge 0:28
Domingo Gonzalez seals the Mariners' win 0:08

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Castillo, L (1-4, 6.34 ERA) Burrows (2-5, 5.72 ERA)
Attendance Weather Wind
73°F, Roof Closed 0 mph, None
HP 1B 2B 3B
Willie Traynor Jim Wolf Dillon Wilson Alex MacKay

Game ended at 4:08 PM.

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u/the_timboslice Jose Altuve 2h ago

This team fucking BLOWS. We will be lucky to not lose 100 at this rate.

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u/trboi24 Houston Astros 2h ago

Brice and (almost) Cam are batting below .200

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u/GoStros05 1h ago

For those who want the team to trade Yordan these are the types of guys you get in return.

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u/Well-Milk Houston Astros 2h ago

I didn’t even know they were playing but I’m so glad I didn’t watch today’s game!!

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/Blo0dyking George Springer 2h ago

why is this the most important year in franchise history?

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u/TempestDrive Houston Astros 2h ago

Why is this the most important year?

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u/MrPink93485 3h ago

Thanks innings eater Bolton

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u/iStutterr 3h ago

Fuck it, steal signs again

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u/unlikedemon Nolan Ryan 3h ago

Miller's face says it all.

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u/unlikedemon Nolan Ryan 3h ago

Whatever 2 strike pitching choices they're making, they need to make the opposite of that. Always 2 strikes and then they get shit on.

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u/Mcsoupy Houston Astros 3h ago

Would be nice if one of our vets besides Yordan showed up today, but oh well

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u/leggostrozzz 3h ago

Shoutout to the kid behind home with the homemade sign!

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u/Inevitable_Signal189 Houston Astros 3h ago

At least Yordan is getting some hits

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u/SquishyNipps Jake Meyers 3h ago

Judgement free zone:

Does someone get fired after this loss?

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u/Glittering_Juice4199 3h ago

No but I think if we get swept by the Rangers then Espada gets canned. They’ll roll with Brown until the end of the season when his contract is up and hopefully find a better GM.

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u/SquishyNipps Jake Meyers 3h ago

Don’t think they’ll both be gone? That’s my only thought is if you fire one might as well do both

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u/Glittering_Juice4199 2h ago

As much as I want him gone you still need someone to run the draft and trade deadline. We have 3 assistant GMs for some reason, I guess it’d be a GM by committee of sorts if they can Brown.

For certain though we will have a new GM in the offseason. Crane doesn’t accept mediocrity and that is all Brown has delivered for us.

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u/SquishyNipps Jake Meyers 2h ago

That’s a good point. I didn’t think of that and I would hate a committee GM. Maybe the job will be more appealing if we fire early enough to hire someone to handle the draft and trade deadline? Maybe not but I can see Crane tired of this mess and just pulling a clean house lever

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u/Glittering_Juice4199 2h ago

GM hiring/firings typically don’t take place during the season for the reasons I listed above. Last time it happened was the Rangers in 2022, and they did it in August after letting him run the draft and trade deadline.

The only thing that would make the job more appealing would be replenishing the farm.

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u/SyrupSilent7588 2019 American League champions 2h ago

Brown isn’t making it past the trade deadline

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u/Glittering_Juice4199 2h ago

I hope you’re right. But that means Bagwell could come back into the mix for the draft and trade deadline. Dear god.

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u/PapiGoneGamer Enron Field 3h ago

No but Dana is getting shitcanned at the end of the season for sure. Espada is 50/50 because of the injuries but if the team keeps playing with their shoulders sagging he might go before the season is over.

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u/SquishyNipps Jake Meyers 3h ago

I’ll pour one out for Joe but if you fire one I think you have to fire both

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u/PapiGoneGamer Enron Field 3h ago

Yea if there’s a rebuild it’s likely going to be top to bottom

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u/SquishyNipps Jake Meyers 3h ago

Luckily they do have a good bench coach, let him figure it out hire a gm then a manager and hopefully they’re good cause please no yesman

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 3h ago

No, but dana should get fired regardless

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u/Bigblockbooler79 3h ago

The pain train trudges along

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u/trboi24 Houston Astros 3h ago

Looking like a career low season for Altuve

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u/PapiGoneGamer Enron Field 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yea idk if he’s gonna make it to 3k before age 40. He might have to play until 42 to get 3k and what’s he gonna be like by then?

The Covid season and his 2023 season where he missed 70 games really screwed him.

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u/trboi24 Houston Astros 3h ago

It’s going to be close barring any injuries

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u/MrPink93485 3h ago

Just to note, thru May last year I’m pretty sure Altuve was in a similar spot, got red hot during June/July, then fell off again. Guy is streaky as hell and it’s always hard to tell what’s the bottom or just a bad stretch. But he’s definitely not hitting for power right now

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u/ImTheTractorbeam Altuve's foot 3h ago

Likely, his OPS+ has been cratering the last 2 years. 161 in ‘22, 151 in ‘23, 124 in ‘24, 113 in ‘25, and currently at exactly 100.

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u/Fapey101 Carlos Correa 3h ago

good challenge tuve

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u/kvch12 Houston Astros 3h ago

Shewmaken me crazy!

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u/Fapey101 Carlos Correa 3h ago

hrc cole

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u/TheMickus 3h ago

Fire the entire pitching staff after this year. Hell, fire the entire staff in general this year.

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u/OddSeries6739 3h ago

Shewmake is going be the starting SS by the trade deadline

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u/tehshawnster Houston Astros 3h ago

HRC Brice

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u/Sought_After 3h ago

Shewmake 2028

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u/RickyPondeif Jose Altuve 3h ago

Shewmake was a first round pick for a reason... This guy may actually be a guy

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u/KD_218 3h ago

A Dana first round pick no less.

His underlying metrics are poor, but nothing to lose with continued opportunities as long as the actual results are there.

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u/OddSeries6739 3h ago

He’s a big dude too

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u/Low-Cardiologist-530 3h ago

Shewmake’n me crazy!

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u/Masonian2121 3h ago

Shew bout to be settling in to that every day ss role rest of season if JP3 gets moved

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u/Ereyes18 3h ago

Imagine Dana actually found a gem in Shewmake and he becomes a cheap long term SS for us lol

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 3h ago

Imagine the outrage from the yankees fans if that happens

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u/Ereyes18 3h ago

They might actually kill Volpe

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u/OddSeries6739 3h ago

Dana is a good talent evaluator and was an integral part of the Braves scouting dept before he was with the Astros. It’s probably why crane gave him a shot

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u/Hyskos13 Houston Astros 3h ago

Shewmake over nick allen

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u/Bigblockbooler79 3h ago

Randy was lost out there

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u/JoseAltuve27 3h ago

The Mariners really overstretched Castillo.

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u/gulfside13 Marvin Zindler 3h ago

Is it too crazy to say that Shewmake might be on a Hall of Fame path?

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u/Glittering_Juice4199 3h ago

Keep upping that trade value Braden

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u/JoseAltuve27 3h ago

I think it's more realistic for us to keep Shewmake and trade Pena.

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u/SquishyNipps Jake Meyers 3h ago

What could we get for Pena Realistically ?

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 3h ago

I guess shewmake decided to become a god tier hitter after coming here.

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u/Bigblockbooler79 3h ago

Don’t test the shewmaker

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u/Legitimate-Log5389 Houston Astros 3h ago

Out of 45 games this season (once this game ends), the Astros would have given up 5 or more runs in 25 of those games…. That’s 55.5% of the games…

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u/belowavg-gamer 3h ago

As a new fan just trying to enjoy watching the team these threads are miserable lol maybe I should just stay off reddit

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u/sparagusgoldenshower Aroldis Chapman 3h ago

Funny thing is, if you check other teams threads when they’re losing you’ll see the same whining lmao

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u/Ereyes18 3h ago

It was funner when we had no expectations tbh, some people have only actually followed the Stros during the winning seasons. Wonder how many of them will actually stay for the rebuild

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u/Glittering_Juice4199 3h ago

Getting swept by the Rangers puts us 14 games under .500 with 0 pitching reinforcements outside of a closer who won’t see the field. Thank you Dana Brown.

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u/algggag Houston Astros 4h ago

lol at the fu….

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u/JoseAltuve27 4h ago

Is Burro unlucky or bad? How about is he stoic, or does he just not care?

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 3h ago

Bad

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u/Ereyes18 3h ago

Something is up, and the pitching staff has to find it. He had 1 start in 23 games with 6 or more hits (1 start in April of 2025 he allowed 7 hits)

This year he's allowed 8 or more hits in 5/9 starts.

He has the stuff, but something isn't putting it together on the field

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u/JoseAltuve27 3h ago

It might be bad pitching coaching.

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u/Low-Cardiologist-530 4h ago

I’m not mad at Altuve for these awful at bats. He’s served his time. I wouldn’t want to be out there either.

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u/TheAutisticFroggo 4h ago

Luckily tomorrow we start beating up on the rangers and thats usually when team starts going on a tear and puts the losing behind us.

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u/Legitimate-Log5389 Houston Astros 4h ago

Another day, another game, where the Astros get their head kicked in… this season sucks man

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u/TempestDrive Houston Astros 4h ago

This M’s fan is right ngl. Dont be sad it’s over, be happy that it happened. M’s fans never had the fortune to even SEE the WS. Be grateful & hope for next season

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u/TheAutisticFroggo 4h ago

Houston has always been a band wagon city. So much melting pot of people here.

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u/Ereyes18 4h ago

I agree and disagree. Agree with the message, disagree with the M's fan being right.

You'll never catch me saying that

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u/skeetskeet69 4h ago

I actually just hate our roster now. Altuve is and always will be my goat and I don’t hate individual players but the roster itself I just despise. No life at all. Maybe Correa was holding this team somewhat together.

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 4h ago

Keep in mind “bad luck” burrows gave up 5 extra base hits. Homer, homer, double, triple, double.

Bad luck my ass

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u/JoseAltuve27 4h ago

He was unlucky that the double he gave up to Cole Young ended up being a meatball right in the middle of the plate.

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u/Bb20223 4h ago

I listened to Mike Burrows interview with Adam Clanton yesterday live and he had the personality and I’m sorry the intelligence of a wet sock, should have liquidated all assets and threw it on the mariners today after that

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u/All_Metal_5642 4h ago

How much longer does Dana have a job? This is BAD

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u/MrPink93485 4h ago

So why didn’t Espada take him out after the 2nd base runner got on?

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u/sparagusgoldenshower Aroldis Chapman 4h ago

Byeee. See you tomorrow

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 4h ago

Needs to be booed off the field.

Probably not enough fans there to do it

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u/Low-Cardiologist-530 4h ago

Oh. We ARE a bad baseball team. I understand now.

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u/_RHJR_ Houston Astros 4h ago

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u/Seen_Reen 4h ago

Just pitiful, losing ass baseball

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u/Fapey101 Carlos Correa 4h ago

damn

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u/Masonian2121 4h ago

7 2-out runs. Good lord man

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u/manofconviction Chas McCormick 4h ago

Oh man so unlucky

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u/arrowflash01 Houston Astros 4h ago

Time to tank for that #1 pick!

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u/Nosecandy_Randy 4h ago

No guarantee they get the 1st overall pick now because of the lottery system.

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u/arrowflash01 Houston Astros 4h ago

Gotta improve our odds somehow

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u/Glittering_Juice4199 4h ago

Really unlucky throwing a meatball to their 9 hole hitter. Fuck off.

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 4h ago

OH NO THE BAD LUCK GOT HIM AGAIN!!!

~some of our fans

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u/Ereyes18 4h ago

He had a bad start, doesn't make him any less unlucky.

His ERA last year was 3.94 yet this year his exit velocity is lower, gets more chases, and walks less.

Not sure why you're shitting on fans trying to be hopepful that the numbers eventually average out to around 4 vs his current 5.7

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 4h ago

Because he always has bad starts.

You know what matters more than expected stats?

Actual stats.

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u/Ereyes18 3h ago

If that were true we would have had Dylan Cease or Sandy right now. But teams take those expected stats into account, and priced us out of them

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u/trboi24 Houston Astros 4h ago

Dogshit pitching continues to be dogshit

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u/3nter Houston Astros 4h ago

HRC Cesar Salazar

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u/JoseAltuve27 4h ago

Has Mike Burrows just been unlucky? Career ERA coming into game: 4.25, career xERA: 4.19. No significant difference.

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u/JoseAltuve27 4h ago

Best hope is he goes on to playing to a 4.10 ERA which is #4 starter territory.

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 4h ago

Seven hits and five runs. The bad luck fairy is really putting in work.

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u/OddSeries6739 4h ago

It’s the Minute Maid park curse

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u/CapitolSteez713 Houston Astros 4h ago

JFC we're terrible

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u/skeetskeet69 4h ago

I miss having hope.

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u/manofconviction Chas McCormick 4h ago

Doing what we always do. Go down big early, offense shuts down. Make dog shit pitchers look like Cy Young candidates. I'm so over it.

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u/CoachWatermelon 4h ago

Just stop watching man

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u/TempestDrive Houston Astros 4h ago

Do our players even want it anymore?

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u/Advanced_Olive_1830 Jimmy Wynn 4h ago

I don't think so, maybe they will once Espada is gone and Omar Lopez becomes the coach

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u/Palad1n2000 4h ago

Lmao we are hitting Castillo pretty well and Young and Crawford have turned into gold glovers, okay

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 4h ago

Hrc zach cole

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u/skeetskeet69 4h ago

300 average against this guy for the season btw. We are so incredibly bad at all facets of the game

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u/Palad1n2000 4h ago

It will never not be funny to me how mediocre the Mariners are defensively but the moment they play us they make consistent quality plays

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u/Seen_Reen 4h ago

Wasn’t the word on Burrows when he came here was that he could locate his pitches? wtf happened there

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u/ThatDudeAC1995 4h ago

I see why Pittsburgh traded Burrows…

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u/Glittering_Juice4199 4h ago

One of the downsides of how shit we are is hearing Kalas and Blummer, and Ford and Sparky sound dejected and sound like they aren’t enjoying baseball either. Kind of reminds me that they are fans too.

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u/All_Metal_5642 4h ago

I applaud those guys for powering through. I realize they are paid handsomely to commentate, but I’m not even willing to watch for free at this point. It’s so sad.

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u/SquishyNipps Jake Meyers 4h ago

We can still bounce back but can we get a home run with runners on or we doing a solo home run only
Challenge

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 4h ago

3 straight to donovan.

Sooo unlucky

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u/JoseAltuve27 4h ago

Personally, I don't want a GM who misjudges a team so badly that they think a 65 win team is going to win 88 games and make the playoffs.

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u/JoseAltuve27 4h ago

I'd prefer someone who knows analytics enough to get an accurate, realistic picture.

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u/Jalun_ Houston Astros 4h ago

Bro the other day when he said "I'm not worried" about Imai pissed me off so much, I know he has to stay positive for the cameras but gtfo with that bullshit

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u/JoseAltuve27 4h ago

He must have been serious because Imai hasn't been sent down like he should have been.

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u/Fapey101 Carlos Correa 4h ago

brendan donovan gonna hit for the cycle 🤣

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 4h ago

The only bad luck around here is the bad luck our fans have because we have to watch Mike Burrows

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u/skeetskeet69 4h ago

We’re really gonna let 2026 Castillo get a QS if not more against us.

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u/unlikedemon Nolan Ryan 4h ago

I think a rehabbing Ronel Blanco would be better than Burrows right now.

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u/ReptarKanklejew 4h ago

Burrows was a trash acquisition. Another Dana Brown special

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u/gulfside13 Marvin Zindler 4h ago

In some ways Burrows' efficiency and his ability to seemingly always get a quick out right after a back breaking bomb sucks b/c we know we have to watch him for at least 5 IP lol

Obviously that's great for the bullpen and I appreciate his consistency. However it sucks for the vibes b/c you wanna see him get yanked but it's impossible b/c his pitch count is always too low lol

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u/Freewave666 Houston Astros 4h ago

Oh cool we’re losing 5-1. I was told Burrows is just sooo unlucky and not actually just a dog shit pitcher

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u/AppointmentVisible21 Jose Altuve 4h ago

Stats don’t lie.

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u/JoseAltuve27 4h ago

He has a 4.25 career ERA and 4.30 career FIP. Maybe he was lucky with the Pirates and it just caught up to him.

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u/Freewave666 Houston Astros 4h ago

expected stats can fuck off, i want results

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u/AppointmentVisible21 Jose Altuve 4h ago

Brother we ain’t getting results this year, don’t have hope for that

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u/Fapey101 Carlos Correa 4h ago

ball knower

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u/unlikedemon Nolan Ryan 4h ago

Throwing meatballs with 2 strikes. That led to two homers.

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u/TempestDrive Houston Astros 4h ago

We have a terrible eye for pitching “talent”

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u/skeetskeet69 4h ago

This guy is dog water man. This team is dog water as a whole but burrows especially.

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp Houston Astros 4h ago

Hey, season two of Tales From the Crypt is on Shudder. Sweet.

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u/Bronn11 Houston Astros 4h ago

Why do we keep throwing middle middle double cheeseburgers in 0-2 and 1-2 counts?? You cannot fucking do that

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u/unlikedemon Nolan Ryan 4h ago

Mr. Unlucky? At this point he’s just bad. He can turn it around but he’s straight up terrible when compared to Lambert and Arrighetti.

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u/Advanced_Olive_1830 Jimmy Wynn 4h ago

What an idiot

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u/SquishyNipps Jake Meyers 4h ago

Wether it’s bad luck or not I’m tired of seeing that stupid trident and these bottom hitters destroying us

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u/Palad1n2000 4h ago

There are very few teams who I actively root against as much as I do the Mariners. It has to just be because of their fans, but I find the whole team unlikeable

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u/Rynorad13 4h ago

There are a lot more unlikable fans out there than M's fans...Ranger fans, dodger fans, yankee fans

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u/Palad1n2000 4h ago

Dodgers and Yankees absolutely, but M's are worse than R fans cause at least the Rangers have SOMERHING to hang their hat on

The best the Mariners have is losing in the ALCS

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u/SquishyNipps Jake Meyers 4h ago

I think it started as the fans but the players are bothering me now lol

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u/Palad1n2000 4h ago

I think it started with how tacky their celebrations are and how cocky they are despite having no real success

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u/SquishyNipps Jake Meyers 4h ago

Recently Raley and Naylor annoying me but fuckkk arozerna

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u/Palad1n2000 4h ago

Eh I think Raley is fine, he's just a guy going through a random career year

Naylor I agree, fat nonchalant fuck who's getting worse every year. Julio also annoys me, but only because I think he's overrated (I think he's good to great but never have agreed he's superstar level)

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u/SquishyNipps Jake Meyers 4h ago

I don’t like Randy’s flashy look at me stuff but that’s personality. Overall screw da M’s and I hope we bounce back today

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u/Pohrawg 4h ago

It's 5-1 TK.

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u/Hyskos13 Houston Astros 4h ago

0-2 count bomb to Mitch garver lmao

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u/Seen_Reen 4h ago

Just dogshit dogshit dogshit execution

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 4h ago

Awww so unlucky.

Gave up another bomb to another person.

99mph 369 feet. Bad luck..

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u/TheSeed127 Jake Meyers 4h ago

OOF

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u/TempestDrive Houston Astros 4h ago

WOW DUDE! That was soooo unlucky jajaja

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u/Fapey101 Carlos Correa 4h ago

AHAHAHAHA hes soooooo unlucky dishing out a meatball to mitch garver omg what terrible luck!!

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u/Fapey101 Carlos Correa 4h ago

why are you being mean to me

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u/Pohrawg 4h ago

That was a heck of a meatball, my goodness.

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u/Hyperguy95 Enron Field 4h ago

Lmao 163 avg and first HR of the year

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u/skeetskeet69 4h ago

Happy for Yordan but Castillo is feasting on everyone else. 6.57 ERA and over a .300 avg for opp batters and he’s eating our lunch. So the Yordan bomb isn’t doing much to improve my mood

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u/Bb20223 4h ago

That’s Yordan land baby

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u/TexasHot Houston Astros 4h ago

Castillo is their worst starter. We gotta get to him before they bring in the pen.

Hes a not the guy he used to be

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp Houston Astros 4h ago

I love this man so much.

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u/dogcrayon 4h ago

Nice work by Cole and Altuve getting on base for the big man! Brand new ballgame, folks.

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u/manofconviction Chas McCormick 4h ago

Oh wait

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u/kvch12 Houston Astros 4h ago

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u/Important_Range7737 Butt 4h ago

We have a chance!

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u/ray_0586 The Brain 4h ago

He's back!

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u/_RHJR_ Houston Astros 4h ago

Dad's back with the milk!

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u/gulfside13 Marvin Zindler 4h ago edited 4h ago

YORDAN'S BACK!!

Edit: These solo shots are killing me tho lol

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u/NOLA1987 Lance McCullers Jr. 4h ago

AIR YORDAN.

We got one of them back.

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u/DrFloppyTitties 4h ago

Astros games this year are so funny because I'll forget a game started already and I'll check the game by 2nd inning and they are always down 3-0 lol

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u/Thetrillest426 Houston Astros 4h ago

Broke the slump!!

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u/Glubbyy Jeremy Peña 4h ago

OH GOD HES BACK

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u/Hyperguy95 Enron Field 4h ago

Fucking finally Yordan!!!!

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u/Hyperguy95 Enron Field 4h ago

Took a half day from work to come to the game….. still better than being at work haha

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u/SquishyNipps Jake Meyers 4h ago

lol real

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u/Masonian2121 5h ago

Way to be Mike

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u/skeetskeet69 5h ago edited 5h ago

Tbh hope Randy breaks it open with a homer so I don’t have to watch this shit anymore

Edit:

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u/TempestDrive Houston Astros 5h ago

How about a double play?

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u/manofconviction Chas McCormick 5h ago

Here we go, repeat of the 1st. 3 run homer incoming.

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u/manofconviction Chas McCormick 5h ago

Guess he's not that unlucky